Braxton Crawford

It doesn't have to be good, but it's gotta be better than that. Your local retail pharmacist

[Braxton Crawford @BraxtonCrawford]

Everyone comes to class with their yeti full of coffee. I have one too to blend in, but mine is full of Hawaiian punch

[Braxton Crawford @BraxtonCrawford]

@el_caligulo Better yet, why didn't we get Blade in the MTG collab

[Braxton Crawford @BraxtonCrawford]

@el_caligulo It's so much quicker to do letters instead of switching keyboards. My time is that valuable.

[Braxton Crawford @BraxtonCrawford]

@el_caligulo Beta as hell fs

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Americans after Belgium scored a second goal:

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

𓅓𓂋 𓊪𓂋𓅂𓋴𓇋𓂧𓅂𓈖𓏏…

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

- Osama Bin Laden in 2001

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Bad news, guys. Delta operators forgot to read Meduro his Miranda rights. And a random federal judge has determined he gets to walk free.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Rashee Rice finally understand what it feels like to get unexpectedly hit at a high rate of speed and have the man responsible leave the scene

[Max Leverage (Prediction Market Trader) @tradewithmaxx]

The year is 2028

The unemployment rate is 99.7%

You receive your $700 universal basic income from the government

You have 3 days to gamble it on a prediction market to make your $2,800/mo rent on a studio apartment 70 miles outside Tulsa, Oklahoma

If you can’t quadruple the money, the government seizes your clothes and send you to be on Season 9 of Beast Games

The loser of the season is hunted alive by the elites for sport, live streamed on TikTok

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

i know JJ McCarthy hasnt played well but this seems extreme

[Jameis Winston @Jaboowins]

“The horse is prepared for battle, but victory comes from the Lord.” - Proverbs 21:31

[Drake Maye Lover @drakemayeloverr]

Welcome back 2007

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

You look real foolish now pal

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

Russell Wilson (rapture) is no longer the Giants quarterback

[Big Protein 最大的蛋白質 @RareAirBlair]

Daniel Jones and Saquon ever since they left the Giants:

[Michael Mockler @esquiremichael1]

Sportsbooks lamenting the enshittification of sports