amy b. horton

writer // bylines @TheMidstLife @youaligned @introvertdear @mantrayogamag +more. also: mama, yogi, introvert. mostly here for the memes.

[@sherisayssit @sherisayssit]

Nothing prepares you for the metamorphosis of when you open your mouth and your mother comes out.

[amy b. horton @BrazierAmy]

I’m not saying I hate change. But I hate change. 😂 This one is for my fellow routine-loving #introverts @IntrovertDear

https://t.co/NFDmq2GKjG

[amy b. horton @BrazierAmy]

Happy reading! Loved putting this together for @yogiapproved #yogiapproved #amreading

https://t.co/HkZBx7QLMI

[amy b. horton @BrazierAmy]

When you read a post called “how I do it all” for moms and she casually mentions she has a cleaning service. So you’re telling me… you don’t actually do it all…

[amy b. horton @BrazierAmy]

If you're a mom of littles - especially us #introvertmoms - these are great tips for finding a bit more alone time. Thanks for this great piece @PdotBrathw8
https://t.co/mkM13FwiHS

[amy b. horton @BrazierAmy]

Loved writing this piece for @yogiapproved on yoga for heart health ❤️ #yogaforhearthealth #yogaeverydamnday #yogiapproved

https://t.co/vVUHGXPo30

[amy b. horton @BrazierAmy]

My Preschooler's Lesson in Opposites is Deeper Than You Think on Behind the Scenes https://t.co/b69p9y4hN5

[amy b. horton @BrazierAmy]

Followed by a note that says "this is all totally optional". As if I'm going to send my kid to school without silly socks on Tuesday so she can feel completely left out. *sigh*

[amy b. horton @BrazierAmy]

I was 100% unaware that PRESCHOOLS participate in spirit week. My 4 yr old came home with a notice that said "It's Homecoming! Here's a list of ridiculous things your kid needs to do every day this week. Spirit week!"

[amy b. horton @BrazierAmy]

Book reviews are my love language. Had a great time diving into this one for @yogiapproved #yogiapproved #thepowerofnow #eckharttolle #amreading

https://t.co/uaMtQwxrMC

[amy b. horton @BrazierAmy]

This is a great read! Written by @jessicadefino_ 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"So when you say seven, do you mean six forty-five, or do you mean, like, seven-thirty/eight? It’s hard to know when to show up places anymore, so maybe I’ll just sit in my car down the street crying until a few people arrive."
https://t.co/zyavBi6umY

[amy b. horton @BrazierAmy]

@Onthebeach205 @Ask_Spectrum Yes! Always something!

[amy b. horton @BrazierAmy]

The end of a v long day. Finally get kids down, house clean, put my feet up to watch …. Nothing, apparently. @Ask_Spectrum is the worst.

[amy b. horton @BrazierAmy]

@Ask_Spectrum

[amy b. horton @BrazierAmy]

@BunAndLeggings Yesss!! Had just gotten my two yr old strapped into his car seat and my four yr old says “mom! I gotta go poopy!” 💩 😣

[Startup Parent @startup_parent]

You're not alone.

[Adriene Mishler @yogawithadriene]

Now on FWFG: Ground & Soothe Tension Relief with Adriene🌱 This practice will guide you through breathwork, self-massage, and grounding movement to find some relief. Take a moment to de-stress and find your center with us on FWFG 🙏⁠
#FWFG #YWA #YogaPractice #SelfCare

[amy b. horton @BrazierAmy]

@JessGrose Insanely relatable! Love your column! Thanks for so much great content. I look forward to your work every week!