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[lana del rey lover @nutgoogler21962]

When your testosterone gets high enough you can see women in the dark, even if they’re hiding

[DR22 Ω 🪬🎭 @DejaRu22]

“Our ancestors were monkeys”

Yeah okay nigga, maybe YOURS were 😂😂💯

[GORM THE OLD @GORMTHEOLD25]

Mama mia...

[cigs @AngryVoter2024]

I have a perfect penis and yet I still get sad

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Tony Romo just got the sickest edit of all time

[Richard Cheese @dickcheese999]

for those who didnt believe me

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Ochocinco breaking down the athletic failures of a 65 year old man who was trucked by a bison. No other website like it

[Jason Duval @GTA6_Jason]

@JamahalH His username was mykneefookinghurts

Can’t make this shit up bro

[champ 💫 @champtgram]

I’ve personally watched many people I know go through the hardest tests RIGHT after coming to God

After watching Conor profess his faith all week and now seeing him face what HAS To be the biggest test of his life…

It’s hard to believe this is a coincidence.

This is the test

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

This is worse than the holocaust

[🌴ᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛᴏꜰᴡᴀʀ🌴 @TheArtOfWar6]

That’s premium grade coke

[viberapist @viberapist]

the girl who, rightfully so, accused me of rape just killed herself

[Grant Slatton @GrantSlatton]

have a rat getting into my attic somehow

calling exterminators to get quotes

one guy sounds like rats slept with his wife or something, guy was getting angry just talking about rats

found my contractor

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: A train conductor in Chattanooga TN has been FIRED after he told passengers on July 4th:

"Welcome to the GREATEST COUNTRY on the face of the planet, and if you disagree, YOU CAN LEAVE! To the very, VERY few Americans in here, Happy Independence Day!"

Passengers on the train were so offended, they sent the video to man's employer, and he was FIRED ON THE SPOT!!!

When the train conductor was reached for comment he responded by saying:

"I'm very patriotic. It was the USA's Independence Day. I was celebrating with my fellow Americans (native or non-native).

I truly DO believe we are the greatest country on earth.

My statement about if you don't like the country and don't believe we are the best then you can leave is a freedom of the USA that many other countries do not have.

It is not a racist or xenophobic thing to say. If you don't believe in making this country better then why are you here?"

Passengers on the train were apparently offended by the statements he made and he was promptly fired.

[JB Southbound @SouthboundJb]

Bro am I crazy or is that a kirk cloud

[micah ! @bucketszn__]

Threw that nigga off the roof like he was Mick Foley, dawg

[Kyle Rittenhouse 🇺🇸 @rittenhouse2a]

Enjoyed having Lil Wayne in the office yesterday!

[jimmy @JIMMYEDGAR]

CERN is shutting down the collider and suddenly the days feel like the 24 hours that we experienced as prodigal children and not 3.3 hours

[El Jefe @ChaseEnCashe]

This lawsuit is gonna have dawg making the same kind of money that Manny Machado makes

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Russians are making swastikas out of dismembered negros and you’re blackpilling?