When I heard noises coming from the kitchen in the middle of the night, I thought there was a burglar in the house and started to panic. When I went to check, I couldn't believe my eyes.
I caught my cat stealing chips... And my cat didn't feel the slightest bit of remorse 😼😂
İG 🎥:tailbitpets
Ohio State has the “toughest” strength of schedule in the Big Ten.
It would rank 8th in the SEC.
Michigan has the 2nd “toughest” and their schedule would rank 14th in the SEC.
Big Ten cupcake schedules MUST come to an end!
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WEST MEMPHIS BROTHERS BUSTED AFTER POLICE SHUT DOWN ILLEGAL POSSUM FIGHT CLUB... AND YES, PEOPLE PAID TO WATCH...
WEST MEMPHIS, AR — We've officially found the only thing in Crittenden County capable of making Walmart look classy.
West Memphis Police say they thought they were responding to reports of suspicious screaming coming from an old storage building behind a vacant tire shop. Instead, officers walked into what can only be described as the SEC Championship of Bad Decisions.
According to investigators, brothers Dewayne "Scooter" McClendon and Ricky Dale McClendon were arrested Friday night after allegedly operating an underground possum fighting ring that had somehow become one of the hottest tickets in West Memphis.
Admission was reportedly $5, or FREE if you brought a folding chair and promised not to call Animal Control.
Deputies say the "arena" consisted of a circle made from empty pickle jars and busted beer cans, complete with a hand-painted banner reading:
"POSSUMPALOOZA 2026 - Where Champions Play Dead."
The fight card reportedly featured legendary competitors including:
Sir Hiss-A-Lot
Mississippi Mike
Dumpster Debbie
Whatever Ricky Caught Behind Popeyes 20 Minutes Ago
The investigation began after neighbors complained about "violent screeching, excessive cheering, and someone repeatedly yelling, 'HE'S FAKIN' IT!'"... which, as it turns out, is exactly what possums do.
When officers entered the building, they discovered nearly 30 spectators, four coolers full of cheap beer, a folding table serving as the betting counter, and one possum proudly wearing a championship belt made from duct tape, a dog collar, and what appeared to be an expired Bass Pro Shops gift card.
Police say the biggest problem with the operation wasn't the gambling...
It was that the possums refused to cooperate.
Apparently every match ended about 12 seconds in when both contestants dramatically fell over and played dead.
Several angry bettors reportedly demanded refunds, insisting they'd "seen more action waiting in line at the DMV."
When questioned, Scooter allegedly told officers:
"We ain't breakin' no laws... we're preservin' Southern heritage."
His brother Ricky Dale reportedly added:
"Besides... they was volunteers."
Authorities weren't convinced.
Both brothers now face charges including animal cruelty, illegal gambling, and operating an unlicensed concession stand after officers discovered they had been selling boiled peanuts and nachos out of what investigators described as "a heavily modified leaf blower."
As for the possums...
Wildlife officials safely released them into the woods, where they're expected to make a full recovery just as soon as they finish pretending to be dead for the next six to eight business days.
Only in West Memphis could somebody lose fifty bucks betting on an animal whose entire fighting strategy is taking a nap.
Cliff Messer
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🚨JENNIFER LAWRENCE THE WOKE HOLLYWOOD CUNT PAID A MAN $10,000 TO DESTROY PRESIDENT TRUMP’S STAR ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD — AND THE COPS NOW HAVE THE PAYPAL TRANSACTIONS TO PROVE IT!
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This is what these liberal celebrities do when they lose.
Los Angeles detectives are looking for Jennifer Lawrence after a man came forward and said she paid him $10,000 to smash up President Trump’s Hollywood Walk of Fame star.
Police have the receipts. They have the PayPal deposit before the crime and another payment the day after it happened.
Lieutenant Detective AJ Barron said it clearly: “Ms. Lawrence isn’t cooperating, which won’t work out well for her.”
She could be facing conspiracy charges for wanton property damage, which carries up to 2 years in a California prison.
Jennifer Lawrence spent years virtue-signaling and attacking conservatives… and now she’s getting busted for literally paying someone to vandalize the President’s star like a common thug.
These Hollywood elites think they can do whatever they want because they’re “famous.” They’re about to find out that doesn’t work anymore.
The evidence is there. The payments are documented. She’s running out of time.
Share this everywhere so every celebrity who thinks they’re above the law sees what’s coming!
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Indian becomes CEO
Indian CEO fires 3,200 Americans
Indian CEO applies for 5,000 H-1B visas to bring over people from India to replace those Americans.
This is what they do everywhere and our Government doesn’t do a damn thing. I’m calling bs on this “crackdown”
Tyler Robinson is innocent , The bodyguards killed him.
This new angle of the Charlie Kirk assassination shows us how the bodyguards' top priority is to get rid of the evidence of the crime.
None of them covered for another shot or looked for the shooter because they blew Charlie up with a bomb in his mic. see video next ⏭️
Please prepare yourself...
I have cried multiple times writing this post.
Sadly, police have found partial remains of the body of little 4-year-old Javeayah Harris from Aiken, South Carolina.
The details are so horrifying, I'm struggling to write them.
According to investigators, Javeayah's parents allegedly:
a) assaulted her
b) refused to get her medical treatment for her injuries
c) she then passed away as a result of her injuries
d) "used tools" to make disposing of her body "easier"
e) dumped her body in acid
f) "poured" her remains into a pond
g) faked a 911 call to say she had "just" gone missing
h) sent thousands of people out looking for her
...but the entire time, they knew she was not alive
It is the most, vile, grotesque, evil thing I've ever heard in my entire life.
I have no words...
These demons should no longer be breathing the same air as us.
The biggest heist in American history — exposed.
The Federal Reserve just confirmed it:
U.S. NGOs are sitting on $14.2 TRILLION in combined assets — your tax money.
That’s more than the entire GDPs of India + Japan + Germany combined.
Congress didn’t just spend the national debt…
They racketed HALF of it into the single largest corruption empire on the planet.
This is the missing half of the U.S. debt crisis.
The root of the waste, the fraud, the open borders, the endless foreign handouts, and the shadow government that answers to no one.
They took your money.
Your children’s money.
Your grandchildren’s money…
and handed it to unaccountable organizations that grow richer while America bleeds.
This isn’t “charity.”
This is the greatest money-laundering operation in history — protected by Congress.
The racket is bigger than most countries.
And it’s funded by you.