Brody

No Puppet • Jesus Christ had dreads, so shake em

[Isi Breen @isaiah_bb]

The degree to which some Americans take pride in never, ever doing something for someone else’s benefit, astonishes me every day.

[le'on @twobularbells]

bro hop on porn

[💫教父🍋 @AtomicDestbin]

I always read bipoc as bisexual people of color

[jr thanos @whitethan0s]

Telling her “I don’t usually do this” as I nut in 2 seconds

[Brody @brdyJtx]

Girls who wear fitteds with the flat brim scare the fuck out of me

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Did you know you can just straight up eat dirt and bugs and you wont die

[꩜ @laylology]

When a bitch you hate says something annoying and you're like damn that's going straight into the I Hate This Bitch file

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

As a nigga that got punched in his shit before I know what this means

[d. @_312DARIUS]

They said Bam slept that cracka and Aja took his wallet and shoes ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

[Marxist-Clintonite Thought 🇺🇳🇺🇦🇬🇪🇸🇾 @ClintonThought]

“History buffs” when the test is asking them about the long-term sociopolitical consequences of the French Revolution and not the diameter of a Panzer IV turret

[chuck 🏔 @crowcialist]

Nothing makes me feel more alienated from my fellow Americans than everyone’s rabid need to just be standing in lines all the time. If I have to stand in line I’m not going

[James @NitroRad]

"I don't care what's illegal, I need my candy bars to stop breaking" is pretty much the whole psychology that ruined society for everyone

[Green Zelensky @freakofxeets]

We’re getting the female perspective of that one nick mullen bit 10 years later. heartwarming

[ًᵗᵒ @tosports13]

very tired of them treating russian athletes like they’re war criminals because of their government when they don’t do the same to american or israeli athletes

[Brody @brdyJtx]

This how I be acting around the hoes

[Kiwi Farms @KiwiFarmsDotNet]

Andrew Ditch, affectionately known as the Poopsquatch, has been arrested. Andy lives with his mother, who uses oxygen, but refused to turn off a eucalyptus oil diffuser that was overwhelming her and making the house unlivable.

CW: Self-harm.

Full video:
https://t.co/BL2MRrBXfG

[Jake Malasek @jakemalasek]

Peak television.

[Brody @brdyJtx]

Just nailed a job interview and at the end I pulled a pursuit of happiness moment and made everyone laugh. Fuck with me you know got it son