Midwife Bre

Baby-catcher, Trash Talker, Mother, all of the above. No AK slander will be tolerated ⚜️. In a toxic relationship with the SNKRS App 🙃

[Midwife Bre @bRe_defined]

3 Things about me…

#1 I will sell you tf out
#2 My punchlines will be funny af
#3 I can make you hate my fuckin guts

In short: Don’t play with me play with your bitch 🥵

[Midwife Bre @bRe_defined]

I guess @ChipotleTweets is back to skimping on bowls and then the lady had an attitude like I was bothering her for mentioning it 🙄

[Midwife Bre @bRe_defined]

The Cult of Natureboy 🤯

[CBFW ᥫ᭡ @Stunnianna]

I have no remorse for ppl who mess up things with me. I make it to easy, I’m so easy going, caring & genuine but once you on the outside you gotta stay there

[Midwife Bre @bRe_defined]

Money can not un-lame a 🥷🏾 🙄

[ᴹᵘᵛᵃ ᥫ᭡ @TvkeOfff]

Yall always talm abt how to keep a ngga. Girl a ngga better be up on the edge of his bed thinking abt how tf he gon keep me 😂😂🤣

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

I pray I marry a man who actually wants to be married. A man who isn't out here embarrassing the family we created.. I pray I marry an honest, hardworking, loving man. I pray he has morals, goals, and boundaries. even when things get tough between us he won't give up and tries >

[Midwife Bre @bRe_defined]

@krysss___ It’s giving chaos 😅��

[Mntrazana @moanerleaser]

I wake up each morning and go to bed at night with the unshakeable belief and faith that God is coming to my rescue.

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

My man so fine, every time he walk past I gotta look again like d@mn, that’s me?? 😂

[Midwife Bre @bRe_defined]

I wish a mofo would stay tf off my page cause if I post what you’re looking for you’re going to have to check yourself in for HELP!!!

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

I'm so picky about the way I'm treated now. The way I'm touched, the way I'm spoken to, the way I'm looked at. There is no room for roughness here

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

I highly recommend you find yourself a clingy (healthy) lovey dovey partner who’s super excited about you. Life is too short to spend it with someone who act like showing love is a chore.

[Midwife Bre @bRe_defined]

@kashdoll The sister but you know something 🤔

[Midwife Bre @bRe_defined]

My current theory is Ozzy’s sister killed Wendy… #reasonabledoubt

[Midwife Bre @bRe_defined]

Thunder just shook my whole house, bed shook and all wtf I thought the hurricane was in Jamaica 😱

[Midwife Bre @bRe_defined]

@Fritolay you REALLY outdid yourself when you took sunflower seeds off the market 🙄

Every other brand is 🚮

[Midwife Bre @bRe_defined]

@lupinxart A goal I set this week…

[Midwife Bre @bRe_defined]

@ImperfectDee16 Girl leave them ppl alone

[Midwife Bre @bRe_defined]

Even Rome fell… 😵‍💫