Pete Buttigieg Fan Account

headphones blaring three stacks

[Pete Buttigieg Fan Account @BreadAmbassador]

y'all ever wake up from a bad dream feelin like doug dimmadome owner of the dimsdale dimmadome?

[ㄖ乂 @mattox__]

I KILLED MY EGO WHEN I WAS 13 OFF DMT U THINK I CARE BOUT THIS SHIT ?

[cass @bcthebard]

They caught a dude jackin it at work yesterday and he’s at work today. Thats crazy.

[Pete Buttigieg Fan Account @BreadAmbassador]

i don't want to work any more i want to be a fish

[Pete Buttigieg Fan Account @BreadAmbassador]

i wash dishes in goretex merrells , uh , i make this glassware come out sterile, uh

[schizophrenic cartman @gochillyourself]

if your boyfriend doesn't have a dui that's your girlfriend 😭😭😭

[WESTSIDEGUNN @WESTSIDEGUNN]

I’m not gonna hold u I wanna steal @DojaCat from that weird looking gamer dude they be saying racist 😂 and take her to the hood so she can wear all that krazy Shìt, have her eating at DR Birds with a bald head and patent leather sundress, y’all wouldn’t be able to tell me shit

[sauce @usersauce]

You ladies ready to have a Gouda time?!

(In unison) Yes Mr Chedda!

Grate! First stop… the Cheesecake Factory!

[Mr Black⁛ @MrBlackOG]

This is what Angels look like according to the Bible 😳

[Pete Buttigieg Fan Account @BreadAmbassador]

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[Kendall Pennington @Kenny___Rose]

u come to me on the day of my stepsons blink182 concert

[in charge of the girls @AmeriKraut]

american infrastructure is just hanging by a thread and hasn't been touched since the new deal. your representatives are fighting drag brunch.

[Pete Buttigieg Fan Account @BreadAmbassador]

poopy pee pee , pee pee poopy

[Cortland Coffey @CortlandCoffey]

describe your twitter account in a 6 word sentence.

[drank gore @thedarkprowler]

drake: i hate how i have to hide our love from the world. i don’t know how much longer i can take it
his 9 year old boyfriend: you have to be brave drake