Derek Skitzer Jr

Ask your mother about me.

[Derek Skitzer Jr @BreadManPapi]

@ftblalfie5 @tomb337 @Furmo8 Honestly I think if we had literally any other goalkeeper in the division in goal we’d have gone up, brynn is shite even without the mistake in the final he’s absolute garbage 🤣 hopefully lamkshear can get 15+

[Derek Skitzer Jr @BreadManPapi]

@ftblalfie5 @tomb337 @Furmo8 Hackney is a big loss though if berhalter can be anywhere near his level then maybe we have a sniff but without Hackney in the middle we are a way different side as every fucker seen last season when he was out for the last few month we fell off a cliff

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@zarahussain999 Not rapists, nor do they worship a nonce

[Derek Skitzer Jr @BreadManPapi]

@fynnvestor Don’t forget about the rapists and wrongens who were putting up in hotels 🫡🫡

[Derek Skitzer Jr @BreadManPapi]

@EvacTony @andyburnham A 7.62 beltfed machine gun with 1000 rounds is what is required for this issue, plenty of food for the fishies

[Derek Skitzer Jr @BreadManPapi]

@glorymatondo98 And he hates Palestine 🎶 🎵

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@N0RTHERNSAINT @hulltigerman @SouthamptonFC Small team in Portsmouth.

[Derek Skitzer Jr @BreadManPapi]

@IrishIron32 Dark day for the club 🤣 shut up you fuckin soft cunt youse have signed a class player and you’re crying cos he’s from Isreal 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

[Derek Skitzer Jr @BreadManPapi]

@MikeyCycling Your dads worm food mate, god bless drink driving

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@Horvat_Szn Conway to our score both tolaj and Ballard

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@tomb337 FairPlay, some fucking piece on the boy

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@Yate5y @jay_wwfc07 @kieranwynn1 They all wanted him, but because the mighty Boro have the bread to afford him all of a sudden he’s shite or he’s not worth it 🤣 🥱 it’s a hard life being massive n having a sexy cunt called
Kim in charge let me tell ya

[Derek Skitzer Jr @BreadManPapi]

@dylan_scfc14 @klu5ch27 @tdog1410 Youse won’t be scoring if you sign that big stiff cunt Hirst upfront 😭🤣

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@jay_wwfc07 @kieranwynn1 Uno it’s true 😘 either way I couldn’t give a fuck if we paid 50m I’m not the one paying it 🤣 and now Boro have a GK who is above Sunday league level so fackkkkk it utb

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@jay_wwfc07 @kieranwynn1 It’s 7 upfront and then another 7 if we go up, 7 mil from 150 mil might as well he 50p 🤦🏼‍♂️🤣 I think it wolves had signed him you’d be sat having a wank ordering your “Vitek” 1 shirt and fuck sell on clause we aren’t buying him to make money on him we are buying him to getPromoted

[Derek Skitzer Jr @BreadManPapi]

@jay_wwfc07 @kieranwynn1 I disagree, 7 mil for him is a good price you just need to look at the reactions of Bristol fans who had him on loan last season and look at the stats, also our current Gk is absolutely fucking dog water I think most boro fans would be happy with vitek even if we paid double

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@DanW2Capital @willsyms7 @swanseadan I reckon 8mil upfront is worth it, then the add ons kick in if we go up which is also worth it cos we’ll get 150 mil or whatever the fuck is it for getting promoted so 12 mil in add On doesn’t sound like much

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@willsyms7 @swanseadan That whopper who makes Southampton TikTok’s literally edited him in a Southampton kit and was saying “we’re in for the best striker in the league” 🤣🤣🤦🏼‍♂️ it’s alright lads there’s no need to be upset

[Derek Skitzer Jr @BreadManPapi]

@jay_wwfc07 @kieranwynn1 You get 150 odd million for going up, paying the 8m in add ons will be well worth it if he saves us a few points

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@willsyms7 @swanseadan Lankshear didn’t answer did he 🤣 bellend