Albert Kindstein

Hi I’m Sami and I have no life. League Leader in Home Runs, Olympic Gold Medalist, and Finals MVP. East Coast Elitist. Really nice and super fun to be around.

[Albert Kindstein @BreadPudding315]

Do you remember when I straightened my hair?

[Albert Kindstein @BreadPudding315]

Happy :)

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

National Tight Ends Day isn't even a real holiday. the NFL adapted it from a pagan fullback festival held each year at the time of the fall equinox

[Albert Kindstein @BreadPudding315]

@LeftistHank Oh. Ok.

[Albert Kindstein @BreadPudding315]

@LeftistHank Do I dare ask what this means?

[Albert Kindstein @BreadPudding315]

Maïana Prat you have been promoted to one of my ELITE employees!!

[Albert Kindstein @BreadPudding315]

@Emmys He’s beautiful

[ETHEL CAIN SHADY FACTS @ethelshadyfacts]

Anyone else up celebrating #IHopeYouMarryTheGirlFromYourHometownAndIllFuckingKillHerAndIllFuckingFreakOutSunday ? https://t.co/2seG1g0HQS

[cass 𐙚 @casuallyquad]

u haven’t seen it all until you’ve seen a triple axel perfectly on beat to humble by kendrick lamar

[X sucks I miss rettiwT @Richie59FIFTY]

Just pretend like it’s Super Bowl Sunday.

[Albert Kindstein @BreadPudding315]

Flavia hit beam in a final play the lottery TONIGHT!

[Albert Kindstein @BreadPudding315]

In high school when I had trouble falling asleep I would put on my Glee dvds as background noise and would play them all night. No way this didn’t give me some form of permanent brain damage.

[Daily Dutch Masters 🇳🇱 🎨 @Goudriaan2]

A Domestic Interior With a Family
Quirijn Van Brekelenkam, 17th century

[Albert Kindstein @BreadPudding315]

@judas_ascarycat 30th anniversary! And also the basque cheesecake they had for a bit. Bring them back!!

[Albert Kindstein @BreadPudding315]

“Cheesecake Factory is low class!” “Cheescake Factory is a nice meal to most Americans!” Cheesecake Factory is whatever you want it to be and more.

[🦂 @psychoticsystem]

can i come over and do this?

[Albert Kindstein @BreadPudding315]

Lemme put on my detective hat girl….

[Albert Kindstein @BreadPudding315]

@dreamsaster I unironically love his Like A Rolling Stone lmao

[Albert Kindstein @BreadPudding315]

When anything escapes the confines of fstwt:

[tyśka ♍︎❊ @bobbibbles]

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