Chemtrails Over Zembla

Hi I’m Sami and I have no life. League Leader in Home Runs, Olympic Gold Medalist, and Finals MVP. East Coast Elitist. Really nice and super fun to be around.

[rabid dog @unrequiet]

you know i love you

[Chemtrails Over Zembla @BreadPudding315]

There's something to tell you….You want me to share it with you?

[Chemtrails Over Zembla @BreadPudding315]

@altmadaf I love Raising Canes I will be honest. Box combo and the billion calorie lemonade >>>

[robyfansy ✨ 🏒 @ocus_pocus_]

@ Jakub

[produnova's shaved eyebrow @kylasperfect40]

LETS FUCKING GO

[Chemtrails Over Zembla @BreadPudding315]

@judas_ascarycat The pear thing I had for my second drink of the evening was even better !

[Chemtrails Over Zembla @BreadPudding315]

Camera drinks first!

[🎙️Not Another Sox Podcast🎙️ @NASPpodcast]

Brayan Bello seen leaving a Boston to Worcester 👀

[Chemtrails Over Zembla @BreadPudding315]

Girl I’m bored let’s romanticize a building we’ve walked past 15000 times

[Chemtrails Over Zembla @BreadPudding315]

@bigidiotgirl Gorgina

[Tyler Leighton @SoxSigns]

How Brayan Bello looks at reporters when they ask him about pitching out of the bullpen after another terrible start:

[Nēa "Dracula" Ching @TheGayChingy]

Who would win??

[Chemtrails Over Zembla @BreadPudding315]

@iamnotmattt My family lives in the area and I tried to convince them to AirBnb the house to tourists lol. I’m excited but I know it’s gonna be a huge nightmare

[Chemtrails Over Zembla @BreadPudding315]

My T stop…it’s starting. The world is coming to Boston.

[Chemtrails Over Zembla @BreadPudding315]

@been_jamminT Hotel Aka downtown

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I’m going through things only Taylor Swift and Tyler the Creator understand

[de la luna @vy1in]

going through things only future and lana del rey would understand

[Chemtrails Over Zembla @BreadPudding315]

It’s me, my weirdly long torso, and my cackling green Etsy witch against the world

[Chemtrails Over Zembla @BreadPudding315]

@CaitlynJK And THAT’S on cream of mushroom soup!

[conor shack @ConorShack]

i think about this img a lot

[Chemtrails Over Zembla @BreadPudding315]

@maryoliveoil Yeah my app is completely busted too lmao

[Chemtrails Over Zembla @BreadPudding315]

Why the fuck are you people queuing to reserve movie tickets a month in advance? Do yall need help?

[Chemtrails Over Zembla @BreadPudding315]

I don’t tweet about the Red Sox anymore. Because there is nothing to say quite honestly