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he/him - 28

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

The cruelest joke of ADHD is feeling intensely motivated to fix your entire life while you’re stuck at work. Then you step through your front door and instantly lose the ability to do a single task. It happens daily, and absolutely no one believes you.

[Cloudy 🌥️ (real angel) @oncloud_e]

show that you're a true ally during the last week of pride month by kissing your best friend on the mouth with tongue and moaning a little and curling your fingers through their hair and pushing them against the wall and

[Yorks🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @yorksoriginal]

Missed out on teen love when I was young because I was too shy, now I fucked up my life and I'm too old to turn it around, so ill miss out on adult love too. Not much reason to go on living.

[ᴅᴀʜʟɪᴀ @dxhliaflvrz]

at the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing i’m fucking is depressed

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

HISTORY.

[ProletarianOtter🔻 @ProleOtter]

White south african, saying this? Whoda thunk it

[Actual Sheep @DeutschWatamate]

German “superweapons”: a big tank, a slightly faster plane

Allied superweapons: shells that personally know when to explode, an unreachable bomber, a literal computer, the power of the sun in the palm of their hands

[Ghost Ivy ☂︎ @aaronivvy]

can’t stop thinking about this

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

I must be a child left behind the way her Bush got me stupid

[☺︎ @shelleddiva]

you’ve committed the social crime of acknowledging something negative. 10 lashings.

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

there's this belief buried deep inside me that i can't date anyone until i've become the absolute best version of myself. first i need the career. then the body. then the confidence. then the life plan. and only after all that, i'm finally allowed to be loved.

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

How it feels to be a sensitive young man in a world full of evil women

[Red-Green Alliance @RedGreenBC]

I work for Saudi aramco and my job is to give large briefcases of cash to underpaid or professionally frustrated european supercar designers in order to ensure that their flagship EVs all look like shit.

[御二兎レシロ/140字小説 @hakushi_tsutan]

息子いわく、家庭教師に雇った女子大生は「テストで百点とれたら君の言う事を何でも一つきいたげる」などと息子に言ったらしい。品行方正なお嬢さんかと思っていたら、その実とんでもない女だった訳である。そして息子のせいだった訳である。彼女が先日、ゴリラと素手でタイマンし相討ちに倒れたのは。

[Uncensored @SpeechUncut]

This is true.