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Hi Ruth

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If you go by the name Ellen, I fucking hate you #wheresjess???

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I forgot I had a twitter account so here I am tol (tweeting out loud)

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Do you ever see someone running with headphones in and wondering what they are listening to? Like what is it that you are listening to that is making you do that waddle run. I need the answers

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Sorry about that last tweet❤️ I still stand by what I said though

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If you go by the name Mary I fucking hate you.

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When I get my own house I’m going to call it “The B hive”

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When I grow up I want to be the imposter.

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I get so scared when I see insects that I’m the one who ends up crawling away

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If a poodle was a food it would probably be a noodle.

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Why has March been so long? Like just march along quicker.

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Holy fuck it’s Pancake Tuesday

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Forget “Are you a cat or dog person?” I’m all about “Are you a meerkat or otter person?”

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Otters are so fucking sick

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Otter

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I have made the decision to not take part in Valentine’s Day this year, due to the unfortunate events

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Wednesday’s suck ass

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I can’t feel my legs

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@oliviaocx Their from spider man

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Peter and Gwen deserved better, I can’t handle this right now

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Little women is one of the best movies I’ve ever seen, I’m not sure if that’s because it’s an awesome movie, or if I just find it relatable because I’m also a little woman?