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29. I’ll eat my candy with the pork and beans.

[breckenthelaw @BreckenL]

okay, listen.. small titties are still titties.

[breckenthelaw @BreckenL]

I know I'm not normal but I don't feel crazy.

[breckenthelaw @BreckenL]

Did you see a nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple.

[kel$ @kocaina_]

sneezing while driving is INSANE

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

gaslighting boutta be crazy when apple adds unsend and edit to imessage

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

after i say “that’s crazy” twice please wrap up your story

[jasmine 🩷 @luvjas_mine]

sza granny was right. they think i’m stupid fr.

[𝔹𝕀𝔾 𝕃𝕀𝔹ℝ𝔸 ✨ @venusianhunty]

We can def have conversations about weed dependency but if you ever worn a shirt or rted a meme that says “dont talk to me until i get my coffee” maybe you need to self reflect

[keda or coke bottle @__keedtalktoem]

The worst part about being an adult, besides bills lmaooo, is all your friends living in different places 😭

[nikkhai @itsnikky18]

had to act like it doesn't hurt me

[breckenthelaw @BreckenL]

I saw @TatarevichAly wearing army pants flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops

[breckenthelaw @BreckenL]

Make me laugh & feed me. It isn't too much to ask for.

[breckenthelaw @BreckenL]

First thing I want after a workout is a vape... #notok

[breckenthelaw @BreckenL]

@jadelarsenn SHE IS OUR BABY!!🥹

[breckenthelaw @BreckenL]

@TatarevichAly "Better make that last one a brewski" 🫠

[breckenthelaw @BreckenL]

@TatarevichAly Omg I am watching HotChick tonight

[breckenthelaw @BreckenL]

Grey's anatomy cast look tired.

[SAGEALINA @sagesoulrich]

I love when I catch people smiling for no reason

[breckenthelaw @BreckenL]

@TatarevichAly We know gworl, we know.

[breckenthelaw @BreckenL]

I used to be a rumple goblin, stayin' up all night, not being good to myself. I now am almost 3 weeks sober, wake up at 6AM everyday & have never felt better.