Bree Shanahan

[Bree Shanahan @Bree_Shan]

@sidlarsen yeah I noticed! Haha thanks for the love!

[Bree Shanahan @Bree_Shan]

Is it more than 7 years of bad luck if the mirror shatters in the shower, bounces off the tub and stabs you in the ankle..?

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

A dress can be a shirt but a shirt cannot be a dress. #LifeRules

[Bree Shanahan @Bree_Shan]

@sidlarsen @mgraves_0 except you didn't always catch yourself...

[Bree Shanahan @Bree_Shan]

Wondering how frowned upon it would be to just plant our Christmas tree in the backyard #noshame

[Bree Shanahan @Bree_Shan]

@jaimieloen is that like a spin off of Grey's? 😂

[Bree Shanahan @Bree_Shan]

When you accidentally tell your husband to ask what another woman is wearing #wifeaward

[Bree Shanahan @Bree_Shan]

@KirstenAdams5 it* #inglish

[Bree Shanahan @Bree_Shan]

@KirstenAdams5 pics or ur didn't happen!

[Bree Shanahan @Bree_Shan]

@mgraves_0 @FriendlyAssh0le Seriously though!!

[Bree Shanahan @Bree_Shan]

Favorite thing about my parents house: toilet paper roll is directly above the heater #winning

[Bree Shanahan @Bree_Shan]

@sidlarsen oops...

[Bree Shanahan @Bree_Shan]

To the confused man shopping in the cereal isle: that box of Apple Jacks does not actually contain real live apples

[manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall]

I have absolutely nothing against fathers in the workforce, as long as they can concentrate on the job.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

God made us friends because he knew no mother could handle us as sisters.

[Apartment Six @Apt_6_]

We need more than 140 characters to explain the time we accidentally stalked someone in our building for a year #MyRoommateIsWeird #JKWeAllR

[Bree Shanahan @Bree_Shan]

Still awake and all I can think about is coffee #Addict #Nocturnal

[Bree Shanahan @Bree_Shan]

@Amber_______ haha life goals! My birthday is just around the corner....

[Apartment Six @Apt_6_]

Hey hey hey...gooooodbye. 😢 Someone else will have to carry on the legacy of apartment 6 for now. It was a good ride, friends.

[Bree Shanahan @Bree_Shan]

Been off work for 2 hours and still can't get the dinging out of my head #NursingProblems #alarmfatigueisreal #workdreams2night