Lanmew's Kobug

I'm only a parasite in real life
My actions online are never selfish.... Usually.
also I'm probably going to message you even if you have me blocked. I'm sorry.

[Lanmew's Kobug @BreedingBre]

I have stayed up all night playing Pokemon Unite and now I'm about to bother someone that has me blocked on twitter because they forgot to block me on my other accounts a week ago

And this is after I already "got in trouble" on my "main".

what am I doing with my life? :/

lmao

[Lanmew's Kobug @BreedingBre]

I hope Xandrah chokes on a fat dildo and vomits like that one girl who accidentally sucked one down too hard and let it penetrate their esophagus lmao

[Lanmew's Kobug @BreedingBre]

imagine if you just enjoyed a jello strawberry cheesecake after swallowing some really viscous semen and then you started writing on twitter about wanting to do it again because the textures are so similar

[Lanmew's Kobug @BreedingBre]

@Fire_Badger The AI simulation can't reproduce numbers, letters or anything, just like our dream-brains when we're asleep what the f u c k

[Lanmew's Kobug @BreedingBre]

@Fire_Badger phones really are drifting-controllers and augmented reality in the human brain sometimes

[Lighter's Limited-Use Account @Fire_Badger]

Had a dream last night I was at Hooters. They were doing this new thing where they leave out buckets of sauce at the table for you to play with. A woman at a nearby table was reading a book called "The Dilbert Sex Life" and I couldn't unlock my phone to tweet about seeing her.

[Lighter's Limited-Use Account @Fire_Badger]

Had a dream last night i was at one of those rotating sushi places but every plate just had a stick of butter on it and old people were at every seat just taking bites out of cold sticks of butter

[PSIBunny ! @PSIBunny]

Show your fangs !

[inkyfirefly.bsky.social 🎷🐛 @InkyFirefly]

your personal bug maid, ready at your service~ ✨

art by yoku

[Lanmew's Kobug @BreedingBre]

@ThrarIxauth pff not even into vore

[Lanmew's Kobug @BreedingBre]

What's in a name?

Dry-swallowing a pill only works if you aren't 70 years old and take the action at face value

[Lanmew's Kobug @BreedingBre]

if you species transmogrify lap dragon to have vulpine genetics you'll have to start calling him lapfagon

[Lanmew's Kobug @BreedingBre]

Consuming too much appletun urine will induce forced vomiting in human children

[Lanmew's Kobug @BreedingBre]

Appletun Pokemon canonically piss apple juice. this is unique to appletun, Flapple does not urinate.

[Lanmew's Kobug @BreedingBre]

J. Michael Straczynski's Star Trekobolds

[Lanmew's Kobug @BreedingBre]

Gene Roddenberry's Kobabylon 5

[Lanmew's Kobug @BreedingBre]

Gene Roddenbury's Kobabylon 5

[Lanmew's Kobug @BreedingBre]

Still feeling microwaved after drinking straight water and having to use facial tissue for several days 🤧