Breeezy

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Pride parades are so funny. Wow, a bunch of gay guys downtown. Groundbreaking

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

The USA is so divided but as soon as we play a sport that we don’t care about against the World we become so patriotic lmaooo

[々 @ayospawned]

Women will literally say 'idk maybe I'm just crazy' right before accurately predicting a sequence of events with 100% psychic precision.

[Breeezy @Breeezy511]

Why tf do government employees need an extra week day off if a "national holiday" falls on the weekend. And why cant shit like presidents day just be January 15th or whatever. They dont need a 4 day weekend.

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

So weird when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory

[Jack @GayLaVie]

IF YOU’RE IN LINE TO EAT THE PAINT CHIPS FLAKING OFF THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL REFLECTING POOL, STAY IN LINE

[. @southernsiren__]

love being quick witted and quick widdit

[suri @suricidal]

speaking of old nba tweets this is still the greatest

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

tbh i can never sympathise with men. how are you still a loser in a system that has literally favoured you over everyone and everything since the dawn of time ????

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

you know what i could really go for right now, a trash TNF game. give me Jets Cardinals. the final is 6-3 and 90 yards of total offense.

[Greg @gregcameback]

Both used their 1st Amendment right. You just hate black people

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[miia @miiagarro]

i only like getting life advice from women who would've been burned alive during the salem witch trials

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

hate when you forget about an onion or a potato in your pantry and it becomes Evil

[Price Carter @priceacarter]

Explaining to my relatives over pumpkin pie that losing to the Bills in the regular season is actually part of the plan:

[✧æther✧ @ether_ly]

call me a clit the way men be rubbing me the wrong way these days omg

[chloe @wisetruecorrect]

one of my favorite posts in internet history in honor of top gun day

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

"some men get their first flowers at their funeral🥹"

then buy flowers for your other guy friends! Y'all can't wait for women to do everything for you

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Feminists respect men more than pick me tradwives' do. Tradwives reduce you to a paycheck and a bodyguard. They want a tool, not a partner. Feminists demand more from you because they know you're capable of more. They want emotional intelligence, shared responsibilities, and an authentic human being, not a 'provider' robot. Stop confusing 'submissiveness' with respect. Feminism is actually the one wanting to share the weight of the world with you.
Let that sink in.