Austin

[Austin @BreenAustin]

@AleaKalii Classic episode

[Austin @BreenAustin]

I named my dick matters. So when girls leave me with blue balls, I can say I'm taking matters into my own hands.

[Austin @BreenAustin]

Scrotums are like bras for your balls.

[Austin @BreenAustin]

@AleaKalii

[Austin @BreenAustin]

@AleaKalii Idk, sounds fake.

[Austin @BreenAustin]

"Say cheese!" *click*
"Alright now let's do a silly one!"
*Cock puts on a hot dog bun, ketchup, mustard, then sticks its tongue out*
"Looking good!" *click*
"That girl that said hi to you at the bar is going to love these"

[Austin @BreenAustin]

Business Idea: Dick Pic Photography Studio.
We make dicks look presentable. Clean em up, get the right lighting, the right angles, get them hard (but not too hard), toss in an extra small banana to make it look bigger, that kind of stuff. Even have costumes like hot dog buns!🍆📸

[Austin @BreenAustin]

Heard of DSLs? (dick sucking lips) Well I shoot for girls with those CHLs (conversation having lips). They look identical to DSLs😉.

[Austin @BreenAustin]

@AleaKalii How bout not trying to keep stray cats in your room?

[Austin @BreenAustin]

Not all those who are lost will wander. #ImLostAF #KeepingMyAssRightHere #WhereImSafe

[Austin @BreenAustin]

What's up with words? It's like talking that you can see.

[Austin @BreenAustin]

How long does acid last? Just asking for a friend. Also why can I taste colors?

[Austin @BreenAustin]

@AleaKalii Your mistakes are not what define you. It's what you do differently next time that defines you. Everyone makes mistakes, so don't get caught up in the past, worry about what lies ahead. Everything is going to be fine.

[Austin @BreenAustin]

Why isn't one hundred called tenty. Like seventy, eighty, ninety, tenty. And tenty-seven, tenty-eight, tenty-nine, tenty-ten, etc.

[Austin @BreenAustin]

@AleaKalii @codyko @thenoelmiller Are you messing with me? I fucking love them so much! You seen the Ajit Pai one?

[Austin @BreenAustin]

Here’s my year in emoji:🤠 #HappyNewYear #MyEmojiYear

[Austin @BreenAustin]

Bras are just gloves for boobs.

[Austin @BreenAustin]

@FortniteGame Why that picture look like a mii