Wallace Breen

Your local earth administrator. Our benefactors would appreciate it if you followed me. (Parody account)

[Wallace Breen @Breenenjoyer]

Remember Terminal-6 of City-17? Yeah me neither.

Also for my return to twitter I shall be rewarding every citizen in City-17 an extra ration unit.

[Wallace Breen @Breenenjoyer]

Its been what? A year? Good lord.

[Wallace Breen @Breenenjoyer]

// Hello again friends! Its about time i log back into this account and do breenenjoyer things! I'll be back to my regularly scheduled combinemaxxing today!

[Wallace Breen @Breenenjoyer]

Who the fuck had a sparkling water brought up to my office. This shit tastes like TV static.

[Wallace Breen @Breenenjoyer]

Sorry i fell asleep for an extended period of time what did I miss?

[Wallace Breen @Breenenjoyer]

I feel like I was supposed to do something today, but forgot.

[Wallace Breen @Breenenjoyer]

i should NOT have done that- holy shit they just sent out a gunship to figure out what that was.

[Wallace Breen @Breenenjoyer]

I just found a flare gun in the citadel, I think I might open a window and shoot it to see what happens.

[Wallace Breen @Breenenjoyer]

I’m uh, bored. Cmon rebels do something so I can watch the transhuman arm deploy

[Wallace Breen @Breenenjoyer]

@Fann70273549451 @hl2fastzombie @wallacebreenhl2 @YourBenefactors Not my problem

[Wallace Breen @Breenenjoyer]

I’m bored.. how many clones of me are there.

[Wallace Breen @Breenenjoyer]

@civprot6676 Thanks for telling me.

[Wallace Breen @Breenenjoyer]

@DrIKleiner

[Wallace Breen @Breenenjoyer]

@DrIKleiner Seriously though these synthetic cats are nice.

[Wallace Breen @Breenenjoyer]

Jesus- eighty followers? Sometimes I don’t pay attention because I’m too busy dealing with an uprising in city-13.

[Wallace Breen @Breenenjoyer]

@DrIKleiner You suck ass kleiner, I’m going to enjoy some time with my cat up here im the Citadel.

[Wallace Breen @Breenenjoyer]

@DrIKleiner I’m already in the citadel, i feel like you forget how fast dropships are.

[Wallace Breen @Breenenjoyer]

@Uijggt I can’t believe you would do this

[Wallace Breen @Breenenjoyer]

Due to some unforseen circumstances (a rebel bombed the construction) the fair will be postponed to later. I’m sorry I had to announce this.

[Wallace Breen @Breenenjoyer]

We’re getting really close with finishing this fair. Just a little longer and we’ll have the best event to ever happen in City-17