Poison Heal Breloom

/parody account/. i like toxic

[Poison Heal Breloom @Breloom__]

People in the replies lowkey talking like

“ HOW DARE YOU ASSUME THE EXPERIMENTAL SPIN-OFF EXPERIMENT WITH ANYTHING ELSE BUT THE CORE GAME DESIGN. “

Like I understand to some degree, but if you actually read the dialogue the implications are there in the game’s story

[Valkirius 🍉 @ValkiCrinjola]

He is so cute that sometimes I forget he is technically a grown ass man

[Poison Heal Breloom @Breloom__]

Pride Month buff

[Bun 🔜 NAIC! @GodmasterBun]

Wait I'm sorry is Quaquaval just casually carrying Skeledirge in one arm?!?

[carsune keyku @thefieldraccoon]

@Breloom__ how is gible fucking viable it evolves at level 24 man

[Eirene Vapor💙 @EireneVapor]

@Breloom__ Most of these are going to sit in the back while their allies do most of the work but it works

If you can beat the game with Gen2 Chikorita then nothing is impossible

[Poison Heal Breloom @Breloom__]

@gluttnousGoddss oh god ohhg gosdddd its eVERYWHERE SPLEAAEE STOP STOPPP THE DIESS DIETHE DIESSS

[Poison Heal Breloom @Breloom__]

You Die, Metronome Gambling, You Die,
The only viable option, You Die, You Die,
You Die, You Die, You Die.

[Bat Vibes @BatVibes]

If Pokemon gave you the option to start with one of these, who would you take?

[Poison Heal Breloom @Breloom__]

@NuclearPZN You know what I applaud you for being honest

[Poison Heal Breloom @Breloom__]

@AsadAftabAlamS1 You’re gonna have to let it sit in the back while your Route 1 Mons do a lot of the early lifting I’m ngl

Dreepy’s a good mon in a vacuum but for a Starter not so much

[Poison Heal Breloom @Breloom__]

Sign me the fuck up

[Khyle. @khyleri]

wait—

[Poison Heal Breloom @Breloom__]

@SamCharizardGuy Honestly yeah, they were too focused on Ursula’s hating ass more than Kenny, and she was introduced WAYY later than him😭 ATP just omit him with Ursula and have her be like a childhood bully or smth

[Poison Heal Breloom @Breloom__]

I will be continuing Kenny slander btw, how does this bum have one of ME and still an AHH character

[Poison Heal Breloom @Breloom__]

Dawn genuinely had to deal with two incels during the DP anime with Conway and Kenny I genuinely feel so bad for her😭

[Poison Heal Breloom @Breloom__]

@SamCharizardGuy Allat just for him to be mogged by Ursula and Jessielina.. they didn’t even give him an on-camera defeat or nothing it’s so unceremonious

[Poison Heal Breloom @Breloom__]

@CinderaceClub get me out of this fuckass mickey mouse clubhouse

[Poison Heal Breloom @Breloom__]

Threat?????????? Looks like this parody needs a herooooo

[Empoleon @SinnohPenguin]

Today’s News.

Note : Daily News has decided to go back on vacation until another more active news outlet decides to buy us out for a lot of money.

[Poison Heal Breloom @Breloom__]

People already posting spoilers on my FYP I cannot stand all of you

[Poison Heal Breloom @Breloom__]

@gholdango cheese grater gonna be doin numbers in the fight

[Poison Heal Breloom @Breloom__]

@realrorib2x now draw Komasan and Pikachu being best friends…

[Poison Heal Breloom @Breloom__]

@torchicposting @TheBattleKids

[Poison Heal Breloom @Breloom__]

@gholdango [long drawn out sniff from a toxic orb]