Mary-Jo Pamplin

[Mary-Jo Pamplin @Bren_MaryJo]

You ever cry because you feel helpless?

[Mary-Jo Pamplin @Bren_MaryJo]

I need @Walmart to be open 24 hours again

[Mary-Jo Pamplin @Bren_MaryJo]

@not_abbi_ Cruella vibes tbh

[Mary-Jo Pamplin @Bren_MaryJo]

@not_abbi_ If Elle Woods was in Heathers?
I just don’t know what else this would be, lol

[Mary-Jo Pamplin @Bren_MaryJo]

@k_washie Sounds like they did you a favor, you don’t have to see their toxic christianity

[Mary-Jo Pamplin @Bren_MaryJo]

If one more person asks me when I’m having kids, I’m going to spontaneously combust on the spot.

[Mary-Jo Pamplin @Bren_MaryJo]

@jonnybrej I always knew I was the next HH Holmes

[Mary-Jo Pamplin @Bren_MaryJo]

@not_abbi_ @thirteencheers Girl, take your time!

[Mary-Jo Pamplin @Bren_MaryJo]

@thirteencheers @not_abbi_ I second this

[Mary-Jo Pamplin @Bren_MaryJo]

@_notabbi Or your my dad and he saw the courses out a Bulow and decided he wanted to figure out how to play it and became addicted

[Mary-Jo Pamplin @Bren_MaryJo]

@_notabbi All the christian church camps put a course on their campus-which lead to it being a rec event-which led to adult christians playing it to find a semblance of that Jesus high that church camp gave them

[Mary-Jo Pamplin @Bren_MaryJo]

@_notabbi Okay, but green tea shots are my go to.

[Mary-Jo Pamplin @Bren_MaryJo]

@_notabbi My grandparents text like this too! I’ve found it’s to add excitement or happiness to what they’re texting, but every time I still question if they’re being sarcastic or not.

[Mary-Jo Pamplin @Bren_MaryJo]

Oop, was my comment calling you out too spicy for you?!?

[Mary-Jo Pamplin @Bren_MaryJo]

Hatred is always divisive, but why has my love for others by doing something to myself, which will protect them, caused people close to me to hate me.

[Mary-Jo Pamplin @Bren_MaryJo]

@CoachMBooker Say it louder, I think some people didn’t hear

[Mary-Jo Pamplin @Bren_MaryJo]

I made a student cry because I was to nice. I also made a student cry because I was to strict. On the same day. In the same class.

[Mary-Jo Pamplin @Bren_MaryJo]

Started a new job a few weeks ago and I’ve been actually enjoying it. This is huge

[Mary-Jo Pamplin @Bren_MaryJo]

@evangelinetudor Yes, from me watching it 2 million times myself