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I will always raise up my fellow Brendan’s, Brenden’s, Brendon’s, Brennan’s etc. Brandon’s (of any spelling) need not apply.

[brenDAD @BrenDadding]

2023 is the year I am less judicious with my likes. If you make me laugh, smile, cry, evoke emotion of any kind, show me food I would eat or pets I would cuddle. Guess what: you’re getting a like. If @elonmusk wasn’t a coward he’d let me like your post a bunch of times.

[brenDAD @BrenDadding]

@Ron_WatkinsQ @RealDeanCain My son is in scouts. None of this was happening in the first place.

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@DanSoder If Dan had a guest star spot in King of the Hill. Rippin butts with Dale Gribble.

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@j_fishback This is just a lie. It’s happened before.

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@realjordan_M @roybelly You saying it’s sophomoric is the kind of insult you’re accusing Roy of. It’s not an ad hominem attack to say that you put out a word salad. Equating leftists of all stripes to MAGA fascists is very stupid.

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@midwestern_ope All the keys you have no idea what they are for.

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Regular is 4.09 in SOUTH CAROLINA. One of the cheapest states for gas in the nation.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Q: Are you considering going back to Project Freedom now that gas prices are more than $4.50?

TRUMP: No. Gas prices have come down today. Have you looked? They came down very substantially today. The stock market is way up.

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@calvinfroedge @MichaelRyanRuiz Hey, that’s unfair. He’s done multiple things to screw up the global economy.

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@Drugotz790thejo I love you so much.

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@BoneJail More foolproof on install. You don’t have to shim out door frames and square it up. Less problems down the line. Marginally more expensive for the door, but they get tossed up and you don’t have to delay construction to get them fixed before you finish out.

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@Devoguido If it was July I’d understand.

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@Drugotz790thejo Absolutely. You’re golfing. By definition it’s better. You want that beer. Morning airport beer is a need.

[brenDAD @BrenDadding]

@TheWapplehouse If you’ve ever seen the Ricky the Construction worker TikToks… this is that same voice. Just slightly more realistic.

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@JayJurden You have the power, personally, to not let your kids watch stuff you don’t agree with. My parents wouldn’t let us watch pro wrestling and The Simpsons. It’s that simple. Parent your kids. Don’t ask the government to intervene.

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It’s true @stugotz790 lives in Orlando… and can’t spell his own name. 🤣

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@daveanthony All experiments matter

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Well thanks for making me cry during an ad read @jeremytache

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@otherjrobbins Somewhere around Spartanburg.

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@Drugotz790thejo It was actually the women’s choice. They didn’t want any of those dudes standing behind them.

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@TexCoolMike @ThrillaRilla369 Eat at Wendy’s dickhead.

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Reminds of the “blow in her ear…” episode of Fresh Prince.