ʙʀᴇɴᴅᴀɴ ᴍᴜʀᴘʜʏ

woke af, lap swimmer, 242 parkruns, 25 chooks, FNQlder, wood tiger, gemini, INFP, earthworm herder, 🪴

[ʙʀᴇɴᴅᴀɴ ᴍᴜʀᴘʜʏ @BrendanMurphy]

No face? Not real name? 0 f#cks given 🍿

[Quienton @BigDawg31779]

🎤 🎤 Evening Wisdom 🎤 🎤

[ʙʀᴇɴᴅᴀɴ ᴍᴜʀᴘʜʏ @BrendanMurphy]

Put em on the treadmill

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Louisiana Republicans pass bill criminalizing homelessness with jail and unpaid labor.

[ʙʀᴇɴᴅᴀɴ ᴍᴜʀᴘʜʏ @BrendanMurphy]

@merkin_about Six toys? I was lucky to have two or three toys.

[ʙʀᴇɴᴅᴀɴ ᴍᴜʀᴘʜʏ @BrendanMurphy]

@AnnieW1303 I love auspost, they are rock solid

[JayJay @JayJay91341991]

Dave Hughes was on the dole for 7 years whilst attempting to be a “comedian”.
He lived off taxpayers money for that time and reaped all the Govt benefits.

Hughes is now worth $20 million dollars and is sulking because he has to pay tax.

Entitled cunt!

[ʙʀᴇɴᴅᴀɴ ᴍᴜʀᴘʜʏ @BrendanMurphy]

@disco___cat I was crying the other night explaining how instant noodles were not a "choice" but the only option. My lord life was tough hack then. 🤣

[ʙʀᴇɴᴅᴀɴ ᴍᴜʀᴘʜʏ @BrendanMurphy]

Ok, toadally f'ed - FNQ sun is a "morning only" work waiver for 52 yr old recent arrivals. 😴

[ʙʀᴇɴᴅᴀɴ ᴍᴜʀᴘʜʏ @BrendanMurphy]

@just_brash 50% fee add on

[ʙʀᴇɴᴅᴀɴ ᴍᴜʀᴘʜʏ @BrendanMurphy]

New to far north Queensland, so I find it quaint that the locals don their black puffer jackets for three days in late August.

[ʙʀᴇɴᴅᴀɴ ᴍᴜʀᴘʜʏ @BrendanMurphy]

Impatient for me to finish the coop. Plus another 12 in the laundry. My friday. 🐣

[ʙʀᴇɴᴅᴀɴ ᴍᴜʀᴘʜʏ @BrendanMurphy]

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[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

@TheRobertDaniro 1000% true. Revolution is the only way to a better world for the people.

[ʙʀᴇɴᴅᴀɴ ᴍᴜʀᴘʜʏ @BrendanMurphy]

Thank atheism I only have five daughters, I dread the mortal danger of trying to evict a dud 37 yr old son from the family home.

[ABC News @ABC]

Eight members of a family, including four children, were killed at a home in Montana where a shooting and fire occurred following a "family disturbance" on Sunday night during a dinner, police said. https://t.co/FXPmSJLGIn

[ʙʀᴇɴᴅᴀɴ ᴍᴜʀᴘʜʏ @BrendanMurphy]

If you still live at your mom's house - what is the exact age that defines you as a "failure to launch" & that society should ignore/delete your feedback/opinions? I'll start with 28yrs?

[ʙʀᴇɴᴅᴀɴ ᴍᴜʀᴘʜʏ @BrendanMurphy]

Eddie McGuire could be Australia Donald Trump

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Sergey Brin is leading a $90 million ad campaign to stop California's 5% billionaire wealth tax.

He is $133 billion richer since Trump's election.

But that's apparently not enough. He'd rather children lose access to healthcare than pay his fair share.

Greed is a sickness.

[ʙʀᴇɴᴅᴀɴ ᴍᴜʀᴘʜʏ @BrendanMurphy]

Quite possibly the biggerest chicken coop I have f#cked up #backyardchickens

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Wordle is just middle class Candy Crush. There's really no need to share your results.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Wild to me that people can work 8-12 hours a day 5 days a week for 50 years and argue that this is the best system humans can come up with and people who make your entire net worth every 12 seconds shouldn't be taxed more.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It's utterly ridiculous that we have all these supposed billionaire geniuses running around, and their greatest innovation of our lifetime has been stealing our personal data to sell us targeted ads.