Andrew Brynjulson

A very good boy. Specializes in design and petting dogs.

[Andrew Brynjulson @BrenniFresh]

New work and portfolio website redesign for 2024 work. With love.

https://t.co/J1rmFwKH94

[My Greatest 11 @MyGreatest11]

Designed by a Human

[Andrew Brynjulson @BrenniFresh]

You guys are mad men and I love it. I'm going to need a dedicated case study just on @gavinpotenza making that tool.

[Mike Smith @mikesmith187]

When the team started designing out the brand we were super attracted to this idea of patters. They kinda abstractly represented the idea of meetings on a calendar. And like each person you meet—each pattern could be different and dynamic.

@gavinpotenza vibecoded a dope generator and we hit the ground running. Perfect background element to make things feel like they have a bit more motion or like you're zooming into one vignette of someones day.

[Lord Arse! @Lord_Arse]

That money's going nowhere.

[Andrew Brynjulson @BrenniFresh]

@Dan_Cassaro "What font is that?"

[Talkin' Timberwolves @RWTWOLVESPC]

Ski-U-Forge

[Etan @EtanBoss]

Landon Donovan says America is missing soccer talent because kids can’t afford to play.

“Only 2% of kids playing organized soccer in America came from households that made less than $50,000.”

“If you don’t make $50,000, your kid cannot play organized soccer.”

“Think about how many kids you’re missing out on in this country because they can’t afford to play the game.”

“There is zero chance I could have played club soccer.”

“My mom made $34,000 a year, single mom raising three kids.”

“She couldn’t pay $4,000 for me to play club. Are you kidding? She couldn’t pay $400.”

“That’s not a good system to create good players.”

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

I had a $400 Wagyu ribeye for lunch today.

I didn't pay for it.

An enterprise account executive from a tier 1 cybersecurity firm paid for it.

He's been trying to sell me a cloud-native endpoint detection platform for 8 months.

We don't need a cloud-native endpoint detection platform.

We don't even have endpoints.

Half of our workforce is using refurbished laptops from 2014 that are physically incapable of running his software.

But I told him we're "evaluating"

That phrase means absolutely nothing.

But in B2B sales, it's the equivalent of ringing a dinner bell.

He's bought me 8 lunches this year.

He asks about our migration timeline.

I stare out the window, sigh deeply, and whisper about decentralized integration bottlenecks.

He furiously takes notes and orders another bottle of sparkling water.

My total compensation package is $200K.

But my caloric ROI is incalculable.

Next week I have a pitch meeting with an AI analytics startup.

I checked their Series B funding round before agreeing to the meeting.

They have $40M in venture capital burning a hole in their pocket.

I'm going to let them buy me omakase.

Then I'm going to tell them our legacy infrastructure is experiencing packet loss and we can't deploy until 2029.

Corporate America is just a vast ecosystem of free meals if you know how to string along desperate account managers.

[Scott @Havenlust]

Richard Nadler

[Archive @archivebycosmos]

Austin Bell spent the last 5 years photographing every basketball court in NYC.

[Andrew Brynjulson @BrenniFresh]

Looks sick on the field.

[Patricio Bidault @pbidault]

La tipografía de los dorsales en los jerseys noruegos está estilizada como runas nórdicas. #CulturaFutbolera

[Andrew Brynjulson @BrenniFresh]

I was out on this until the "Dunkstronaut"

[Bradeaux @BradeauxNBA]

WE ARE SO BACK

[Uncommon @uncommon_studio]

'For Pressure Lovers'
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Uncommon's latest work for Under Armour stars Konate & Torres, to launch the HeatGear Elite Baselayer. Designed to highlight the pressure athletes face & how the best players don't shy away from it, but thrive under it🔥

[Uncommon @uncommon_studio]

Introducing our new work for Under Armour ‘Shadow Elite 4’, focusing on the problems that speed causes on the pitch & leaving someone in your shadow 🔥
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The latest campaign from Uncommon taps into the modern reality of football.

[Uncommon @uncommon_studio]

'For Pressure Lovers'
2/2 Torres
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Uncommon's latest work for Under Armour stars Konaté & Torres, to launch the HeatGear Elite Baselayer. Designed to highlight the pressure athletes face & how the best players don't shy away from it, but thrive under it 🔥

[Andrew Brynjulson @BrenniFresh]

Absolutely blown away by this campaign. The slow mo, the music. Like 28 Years Later + Where's Waldo + a Renaissance battle painting.

[Uncommon @uncommon_studio]

'For Pressure Lovers'
1/2 Konaté
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Uncommon's latest work for @UnderArmour stars Konaté & Torres, to launch the HeatGear Elite Baselayer. Designed to highlight the pressure athletes face & how the best players don't shy away from it, but thrive under it 🔥

[Andrew Brynjulson @BrenniFresh]

@mikesmith187 Last one. Kleos. https://t.co/AwH91m2Hwr

[Andrew Brynjulson @BrenniFresh]

@mikesmith187 https://t.co/unx6RDSuZd

[Andrew Brynjulson @BrenniFresh]

@mikesmith187 This one reminds me of a serif Polymath.
https://t.co/KBLFGhGhKy

[Andrew Brynjulson @BrenniFresh]

@mikesmith187 https://t.co/b8uDW2U4l0

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

i know we're already way beyond the pale, but in any normal society, this should be pitchforks and torches type stuff