Samurai

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[Samurai @Brensmann]

@SlatDontMiss Nah bro Rakai is natural funny 😂

[Samurai @Brensmann]

2026 and someone is talking about Bukayo Saka, and even comparing him to 1/2 the best.

Desire Doue is better than Saka.

[Arsenal Rep @Arsenal_rep1]

Olise is better than Saka, there is no shame in admitting the truth..

[Samurai @Brensmann]

You know what’s crazy? If Speed dated Megan Thee Stallion today, they would’ve said she made him more famous and globally known.

[Speedy HQ @IShowSpeedHQ]

🚨| WATCH: Teachers in Saint Lucia let students step out of class to stand on the sidewalk so they could say hi to Speed 🇱🇨❤️

[Samurai @Brensmann]

I could agree with all but Olise won’t start for Barcelona.

Dembele & Kane start because Lewandowski is old.

Kvara & Diaz start because Raphinha is not a natural LW, they do better in that position than him.

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Kvara will start for Barcelona.
Dembele will start for Barcelona.
Olise will start for Barcelona
Kane will start for Barcelona
Diaz will start for Barcelona.

There’s no attacker on this pitch that will not start in Barcelona Offsense.

[Samurai @Brensmann]

He was Barcelona’s manager when they did the remontada against PSG but I cannot be even mad because yesterday’s game was up there with it.

“If they can score four, we can score six”

He obviously can’t say that because he’s trying to show respect to the club he manages now.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Luis Enrique: “I’ve been managing more than 15 years and this is the most exciting match I have ever managed.”

— Ziggo

[Samurai @Brensmann]

BAYERN ARE TOTALLY GETTING SMASHED AND I LOVE IT JAJAJA

[Samurai @Brensmann]

Enjoy this game while it lasts. It’s got everything, quality football. This is how football should be

Enjoy the moments because you’re gonna miss them tomorrow. Proper taliban haramball

[Samurai @Brensmann]

@Ellis_ OLISE GOAL.

Instead of the defenders closing down on him lmao

[Samurai @Brensmann]

That’s a transformer mosquito. Anopheles Prime

[MSIZI 🇿🇦 @msiziworld]

What kind of mosquito is this?😳😳

[Samurai @Brensmann]

He doesn’t need a green screen when acting as Spider-man.

[TOIS🌴 @sammie_boi20]

This is why it is not good to fight random people, see the way this one is doing press up sideways 😭😭

[Samurai @Brensmann]

He does things like he doesn’t want to do it, dunno if he’s shy or feels too grown. Bro know what you’re doing

[Samurai @Brensmann]

@AngiePosh5 @Since_Jeff Depends on the university

[Samurai @Brensmann]

@EvianaGh First of all, I blame the people in charge of electricity.

Coldstores require backup generators in this country no matter the government in power.

Could’ve easily sold them cheap to food vendors, restaurants and others before letting them decay. Much could’ve been done tbh

[Samurai @Brensmann]

The Bukayo Saka of Ousmane Dembeles. Barcelona dodged a bullet

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Nico Williams hasn’t played a full 90 minutes since Jan. 13, when Athletic Club faced a second-division side, and he’s scored just one goal in his last 18 matches. Before the season, Williams was rejecting approaches from Barcelona to sign him 🤯

[Samurai @Brensmann]

Their problem is they want a super rich, tall, handsome, masculine man who’s also loyal and feminist.

Realest post today.

[Hazel Kaizoku @meister_kwame]

A rich monogamous man is very rare Lmaoo

[Samurai @Brensmann]

Megan Thee Stallion CANNOT be in the same bracket as Savannah James, Ayesha Curry, Mariah Antetokuonmpo etc.

Let bad bitches be and let wife materials be. Klay Thompson thought about it and agreed. The streets are happy. Well deserved

[Samurai @Brensmann]

AND JUST LIKE THAT TOTTENHAM ARE BACK IN THE RELEGATION ZONE 😂

[Samurai @Brensmann]

EVERTON. AND JUST LIKE THAT TOTTENHAM ARE OUT OF THE RELEGATION ZONE

[Samurai @Brensmann]

EVERTON. AND JUST LIKE THAT TOTTENHAM ARE OUT OF THE RELEGATION ZONE

[Samurai @Brensmann]

I just know Lamine Yamal is laughing like crazy after seeing this

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

3️⃣0️⃣4️⃣❤️

[Samurai @Brensmann]

REAL BETIS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE 😂❤️