Bret Houchin

[Logic @The1stGentleman]

"Thank you for applying the above position. After careful consideration, we have decided to move forward with other candidates whose qualifications more closely fit this specific role."

[Bret Houchin @BretHouchin]

In a declared state of emergency but God forbid they cancel our shift at work tonight 🙄

[Bret Houchin @BretHouchin]

But your memory drowns the whiskey

[Bret Houchin @BretHouchin]

I just can’t accept what’s going on

[Bret Houchin @BretHouchin]

Life truly is not fair

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Breaking: Tom Brady is retiring from the NFL after 22 seasons, per @AdamSchefter and @JeffDarlington

[Bret Houchin @BretHouchin]

Cling to the father and his holy name

[Bret Houchin @BretHouchin]

The cowboys make me sick

[Bret Houchin @BretHouchin]

I’m so damaged beyond repair. Life has shattered my hopes and my dreams

[Bret Houchin @BretHouchin]

@DomCJones23 That’s a little rough

[Sooner Recruiting @OU_RecruitingHQ]

Pokes please remember to respect every call made by the officials this week.

I remember being told that a few calls could not impact the outcome of a game.

[Cameron Hollins @1_Cam__]

😂I swear

[Bret Houchin @BretHouchin]

Some fucking friends

[cosette @couperwon]

if you outdo everyone's expectations, you get more workload without the salary increase

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Jordan Spieth wins the Valero Texas Open for his first victory since 2017!

Friendly reminder that the Masters starts on Thursday 👀

[Bret Houchin @BretHouchin]

I know that she’s getting dicked down in Dallas,, railed out in Raleigh

[P @Paulius98]

This deserves a Grammy LOOOOOOL

[Bret Houchin @BretHouchin]

Slumped em

[Bret Houchin @BretHouchin]

Bro the casino needs to stop banning me 🙄