Bret

Always remember kids, if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball 🍺
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[Bret @BretJBuck]

@yoitszenny @SwaggerSouls @heyimbee Swagger and bee walked so poki and Fitz could run

[Bret @BretJBuck]

And I'd kill anybody in my family minus my grandfather for an 100% chance

[Bret @BretJBuck]

I miss my ex so much id kill anyone in my excluding immediate family and my grandfather for a 50% coin toss chance to make things work

[Bret @BretJBuck]

Uh oh TIME TO SPIRAL

[Bret @BretJBuck]

Idk why I'm spiraling, i had an ok day.

[Bret @BretJBuck]

Kurt Cobain POV

[Bret @BretJBuck]

I dont think ive wanted to die more than i do right now

[Bret @BretJBuck]

People keep telling me things get better but imma be so honest everything is just getting worse

[Chimp Out @Chimpnouts]

I do not think you can appreciate the level of shitpost this is by the whitehouse. This is spectacular. You know exactly why they posted this.

[Feelings ღ @hurtingtextmsgs]

i already accepted it, but it still makes me sad.

[rohan @rohanwontsleep]

idk exactly what happened but there was a turning point in my life like... 2 months ago where i came out of a 10 year long crippling depression and life has generally been really good and peaceful and it fucking sucks because the world is in the worst state it's ever been in lmao

[Bret @BretJBuck]

What if I blow my shit Smoov off

[Bret @BretJBuck]

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

[Bret @BretJBuck]

AHHHHHHHHH

[Bret @BretJBuck]

SCOTTIE BARNES IS THE GREATEST PLAYER IN NBA HISTORY HE WILL BE THE FACE OF THE LEAGUE THERES NO WAY RUDY FUCKING MISERABLE GOBERT IS BETTER THAN SCOTTIE BAHAHAHA BARNES 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

[Bret @BretJBuck]

Spiral 🤠

[Bret @BretJBuck]

Goddamn I miss my ex

[Jeff Biesinger @JeffBiesinger]

As I have gotten older, I’ve changed how I view athletes. Westbrook was someone who frustrated me for years. Then, I came to realize, he’s never cheated the game for one second. He plays as hard as anyone ever has. He’s never once gotten in trouble off the court. He seems the be great husband and father. And, you hear all types of stories about him helping in the community.

I’m a big Westbrook fan now.