Bret Nelson

Christian libertarian ultra-runner who drinks too much coffee

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@RadioMadison Thank you!

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@RadioMadison what channel was the Emo Halloween? I can’t find it on my app - thanks!

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@JerrySeinfeld

[Sir Bret @SirBret]

Sometimes I really wonder what car Jerry Seinfeld would pick me up in, and sometimes I’m really disappointed to the point of introspection

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@HuttoISD When are the Bond Information Sessions?

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@BizballMaury @ScottAdamsSays Too soon (Ohio)

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@HuttoISD When are the Bond Information Sessions?

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@clownworld Wouldn’t the chemical reaction burn her hand?

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@elonmusk Shockley Semiconductor on El Camino Real in Mountain View was the birthplace of Silicon Valley, not @HP

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@Steve_in_TO @GateCrasher_11 @thescottbarber Well said

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@GateCrasher_11 @thescottbarber I’m sorry, but somebody that is that’s job it is to know and teach the Bible, having a lot of books is not an issue for me. Let’s save that judgment for Joel Olsteen’s Ferraris.

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

What

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@thescottbarber Hey Scott, let’s go halfsies on those blessings, but I get the Ferrari, deal?

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@ZachWLambert The feeling of being called to pray for someone, anyone, anywhere for any reason should not be diminished, but jumping to conclusions based on someone’s appearance should be.

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@laurenboebert @SpeakerMcCarthy Although I agree with you, Tucker Carlson is not “the public”. This should have been released to @wikileaks

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@SageCanaday @scottcarlinpt I disagree Sage. When you run outside, your pace is not consistent all the way through the mile, so running on a treadmill can feel like an unnatural, forced pace. So in closing: Treadmills are from the depths of hell.

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@Timcast All satire is

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Alexander Graham Bell, Nikola Tesla and Henry Ford revolutionized three different industries, so did Elon Musk. Lets celebrate him in his own time.

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@elonmusk I don’t mind ads on free services like Twitter - If I didn’t see ads, I would get nervous you wouldn’t be able to pay your Travis County property taxes

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@elonmusk Unfortunately even “truth” is debatable nowadays, that is why we need the 1st Amendment

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@thescottbarber That was a reformation not a revival, silly Scotty