Brett Walton

it ain’t all flowers

[Brett Walton @Brett_4Walton]

*Takes melatonin*
*immediately puts two 6mg Zyn pillows in*

[Ron “Hog” Cranker @WelfareWarrior2]

Matthew McConaughey on the sideline for every big Texas game

[TayceTalksMusic301 @TayceTalksMusic]

6 YEARS AGO TODAY, MAC MILLER RELEASED HIS CLASSIC SONG “SELF CARE”📀🕊

[Fin @gofinurself]

for anyone who needs it

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like hey you can’t do that anymore

[mark normand @marknorm]

“Now we’ve both been shot in the face”

- Stormy Daniels

[mark normand @marknorm]

Too bad you can't Yelp America: "overall fun but lotta dumb overweight ppl, racial tension, shootings, befuddled leader, plenty of fentanyl. And if you’re gonna get in, nows the time!”

[Brett Walton @Brett_4Walton]

If you’re 5-5-5 I’m 6-6-6

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

make them go on Hot Ones

[Star Wars Stuff @starwarstufff]

Happy #StarWarsDay

#MayThe4thBeWithYou

[Ztaylor301 @ztaylor301]

@Brett_4Walton Is one got me 🤣

[Brett Walton @Brett_4Walton]

god hates emus and flags… read that again.

[Brett Walton @Brett_4Walton]

just bought a Hannah Montana tshirt… y’all can’t tell me NOTHING

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

I know this may be hard to believe because you all just know me as a NASCAR driver, but a long time ago before most of my competitors were born, I used to save the world. I did it twice. No biggie. It was actually 20 years ago today that Agent Cody Banks first premiered.

[Brett Walton @Brett_4Walton]

bought her a two-story penthouse in the big apple like a pie

[Brett Walton @Brett_4Walton]

i do. that’s why life isn’t fair.

[11 Dribbles Klay @itsGambinOway]

Is it possible to be someone’s soulmate but they not be yours ?

[Brett Walton @Brett_4Walton]

love is just a tool to remind us who we are and that we are not alone when we’re walking in the dark
#Macklemore

[Brett Walton @Brett_4Walton]

@CarmenMChilders chocolate >>