Spain is experiencing Chattanooga, TN.
Argentina is in Auburn, Alabama.
Germans are eating Waffle House.
Brits are still complaining.
This World Cup has been amazing and it hasn’t even started yet.
Kalshi just put out a press release saying they caught three instances of candidates for public office betting on / against themselve in Minnesota, Texas and Virginia
Hey man, do you mind if we push this call til next week? I’m thinking one or both of us might die in the upcoming nuclear holocaust, which would pretty much solve this whole problem for us
writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise"
no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words
You’re absolutely right, 6 beers for someone with your tailgating experience can actually stabilize your driving, and that’s a key distinction that most miss.
SIMMONS: "Alright Russillo, we're coming to you live on Saturday morning for an emergency World War 3 pod. The US really threw a chainsaw in Iran's hot tub! This could be a sliding doors moment for the future of humanity, it just could!"
RUSSILLO: "Look Bill, I don't want to do that thing where I question the strikes more than I otherwise would have just because it's easier to do now that Israel has been losing public support recently, but didn't Trump just tell us last year that Iran's nuclear capabilities were obliterated?? That was late June of last year, I remember following that news from Iceland doing a travelogue after the NBA Finals ended"
SIMMONS: "We could be looking at a real dueling banjos situation here if China gets involved, they've been suspect of US involvement in the Middle East for 2 and 3 quarters decades by now. My FanDuel Same War Parlay pays out at +1250 if them and Russia join in, boosted from +1000 - and then there's the Taiwan piece"
RUSSILLO: "And look, someone asked me if I still support Trump and I do, because of the economic policies, I just don't trust the Dems with my stock portfolio. But we're geared up for a market bloodbath next week if this continues and I may have to re-evaluate my support, that's where I draw the line."
SIMMONS: "Yeah, the market was very wonky on Friday, the Volatility Index spiked and safe haven US treasury bonds ripped without any news - Conspiracy Bill says some people on Wall Street may have known about the attacks!"
RUSSILLO: "Wait, what?? Don't get fired Bill"
SIMMONS: "Alright coming up next after the break, we draft our top war movies"
RUSSILLO: "Damn Bill you never let me prepare for these!"