Brett Miller

[Brett Miller @Brettable]

Woke up this morning surprised to see that the USMNT game last night was not a dream.

[Denzell @Denzell_Of_NSH]

Spain is experiencing Chattanooga, TN.

Argentina is in Auburn, Alabama.

Germans are eating Waffle House.

Brits are still complaining.

This World Cup has been amazing and it hasn’t even started yet.

[Brendan Pedersen @BrendanPedersen]

Kalshi just put out a press release saying they caught three instances of candidates for public office betting on / against themselve in Minnesota, Texas and Virginia

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

Hey man, do you mind if we push this call til next week? I’m thinking one or both of us might die in the upcoming nuclear holocaust, which would pretty much solve this whole problem for us

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise"

no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

[Rob Freund @RobertFreundLaw]

You’re absolutely right, 6 beers for someone with your tailgating experience can actually stabilize your driving, and that’s a key distinction that most miss.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Walking alone through a foreign city at night and realizing how far you’ve come has to be a top 3 peak moment of all time

[Brett Miller @Brettable]

@SheaSerrano Yellow gold rolex submariner with blue dial and bezel.

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

Make one bracket and stand on it

[The r/BillSimmons Podcast @rBillSimmonsPod]

SIMMONS: "Alright Russillo, we're coming to you live on Saturday morning for an emergency World War 3 pod. The US really threw a chainsaw in Iran's hot tub! This could be a sliding doors moment for the future of humanity, it just could!"

RUSSILLO: "Look Bill, I don't want to do that thing where I question the strikes more than I otherwise would have just because it's easier to do now that Israel has been losing public support recently, but didn't Trump just tell us last year that Iran's nuclear capabilities were obliterated?? That was late June of last year, I remember following that news from Iceland doing a travelogue after the NBA Finals ended"

SIMMONS: "We could be looking at a real dueling banjos situation here if China gets involved, they've been suspect of US involvement in the Middle East for 2 and 3 quarters decades by now. My FanDuel Same War Parlay pays out at +1250 if them and Russia join in, boosted from +1000 - and then there's the Taiwan piece"

RUSSILLO: "And look, someone asked me if I still support Trump and I do, because of the economic policies, I just don't trust the Dems with my stock portfolio. But we're geared up for a market bloodbath next week if this continues and I may have to re-evaluate my support, that's where I draw the line."

SIMMONS: "Yeah, the market was very wonky on Friday, the Volatility Index spiked and safe haven US treasury bonds ripped without any news - Conspiracy Bill says some people on Wall Street may have known about the attacks!"

RUSSILLO: "Wait, what?? Don't get fired Bill"

SIMMONS: "Alright coming up next after the break, we draft our top war movies"

RUSSILLO: "Damn Bill you never let me prepare for these!"

[NBC Sports @NBCSports]

"Our country loves sports and it brings us together unlike anything else."

Mike Tirico wraps up a HISTORIC #WinterOlympics for Team USA. 🇺🇸

[Brett Miller @Brettable]

THE BOYS HAVE DONE IT! #USAHockey

[Brett Miller @Brettable]

Double minor. It's time! #USAHockey

[Brett Miller @Brettable]

Boldy that was disgusting. #USAHockey

[Brett Miller @Brettable]

@daltoosh Red Rising series 100%

[Brett Miller @Brettable]

@josephperson One step forward

[Brett Miller @Brettable]

Evero should be fired tomorrow after that last defensive possession. Proud of the lads this season. #Panthers

[Brett Miller @Brettable]

@briscoepark Are any high res downloads available for purchase of your work? Would love to buy one for a wallpaper.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents

[Ciaran @ps2startupintro]

I walked out of Marty Supreme and went straight to Uniqlo and bought wide pleated trousers that’s how good it is