Brett Bader

[Brett Bader @BrettBader]

Alex: *sees woman* "HEY PRETTY LADY!" Lady: "I'm like 40" Lex: "ITS CRAZY UR ALMOST TWICE MY AGE" Me: "that's a song." Lex: "Not anymore."

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drinking wiht Lex is fun.

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Seeeeeing is getting hardre. Drnking is fun

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@KadeHayman I KNOW, RIGHT?

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@KadeHayman I'm gonna smack you in my pants.

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@KadeHayman I'd do the same...But then again, I'd throw a lot of people of the bus.

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@MeganBarakat Don't cry, darling.

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Plan today: Get wasted.

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Megan. Just. Threw. Up. On. Me. O_O

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@KadeHayman SO HOT!

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@KadeHayman I'm stalking you.

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@KadeHayman You're sexual.

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@KadeHayman In bed.

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@KadeHayman Baby, I'd give you more attention

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What the fuck went down last night?

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I swear to fucking god! A GIANT RAINBOW BANANA JUST SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE! AND ALEX TURNED INTO A GOAT, OH FUCK!

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I'm going to get drunk and possibly laid. Peace.

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@MeganBarakat Why won't you look at me when we make love?!

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@OutTheAmber Oh shut up.

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@OutTheAmber JUST SHUT UP AND EAT MY DICK!