Brett Martinson

I'm a fat guy who likes to sit on oversized NESes he found in an alley behind a bar.

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@BDisgusting Ian also played bass in Skankin' Pickle, so he rips pretty hard too.

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@FANGORIA @kinky_horror I'm a horror guy, but JB seemed kinda stifled by Shudder requirements. I'd love to see him tackle oddball kung fu, foreign sex comedies, or bonkers crime stories. The weirder the better, and no one on this planet knows that stuff better than Joe Bob.

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@JasonKPargin This is why you're America's greatest wordsmith.

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@GriffLightning 20,000? I'm coming for you, Letts!

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@TheSloppyBoys Ew.

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@nathanrabin Aw, four was pretty good...

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@Jacopo_della_Q I love a movie that takes big swings even if they don't all hit.

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@Srirachachau I think Rham Jas is the secret villain of the movie. He starts by listing like 5 things that would doom her to hell (blaspheme in a graveyard, consult with people who talk to the dead, animal sacrifice...) and then convinces her to do all of those things. He set her up.

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@bangormet I had no idea Elfman/Bright made a vampire movie. Thanks for pointing this one out, ordered!

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@FreddyInSpace Final Destination was snubbed.

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#PhysicalMedia Just built some shelves to handle the overflow...

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@synapsefilms Oh, shit. THOU SHALT NOT KILL...EXCEPTs Josh Becker? Rip, man, your Evil Dead diary is invaluable.

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@frankportman The enunciation is creepy. It's like if Henry Higgins fronted a punk band.

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@Unexplained And his iBrain bit on CBB is one of the funniest things ever recorded. https://t.co/8HMeHc3DGN

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@chrisfarren I've never been more excited about anything in my life.

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@Jacopo_della_Q @penguinrandom Hell. Yeah.

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@asbtler @alecrobbins When you called, there was a voice recording from Homer making fun of you and asking for you address.

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@Devilord62 @alecrobbins The replacement was just a holder for the innards of the plastic head.

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@fullmoonhorror @MONSTERPALOOZA1 @RealCharlesBand I just got a dvd/blu ray collection app, and I'd say Charlie is in good company.

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Tom Cruise should have to pay @GroovyBruce for that "Torpedo Tube" adr.