Brett Gering

Artist | Writer | Cordial ex of @BleacherReport and @FanSided.

[Brett Gering @BrettGering]

The day Kelce became one of us

[Bridgewater Police (Massachusetts) @BwtrPolice]

05/23/2026 10:40AM Caller from South/Pleasant Street reports male party wearing camo clothing and possibly carrying a bazooka in the area. Officer reports male is landscaper with leaf blower.

[AymenZero🇩🇿 (commissions CLOSED 10/10) @AymZerrouki]

PLEASE DOES ANYONE HAVE THIS FUCKING IMAGE
I CANT FUCKING FIND IT

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

More of this, please.😂

[Brett Gering @BrettGering]

@hopes_revenge I lived in a loft where one of these terrorists stashed its nuts. Every day, 5 am on the dot, I’d wake up to this mf Shawshanking our ceiling. Eventually left ACV-soaked cotton balls in the attic, and I could hear him literally roll his acorns out one by one.

[Skiff @SkiffTalks]

Ive been killing it with older people lately. They'll ask "how's it goin?" So ill respond "another day"

They'll say back "another dollar, right?"

Then it hit them with a "hopefully more than one"

And they're LOVING IT

[South Dallas Foodie @SouthDallasFood]

If Sherman’s plight isn’t a metaphor for life in 2025 I dunno what is 🤣

[Brett Gering @BrettGering]

@paintaya

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me asking everyone how they like their burger before I cook them all exactly the same

[Positive Side of 𝕏 @positivesideofx]

They couldn’t believe their eyes 🤣🤣🤣

[Sweet Tea Grizzley @sweet_tea_guy]

It’s the off season but you know I keep that thing on me

[Andy Herren @AndyHerren]

My cat when I get the laser pointer

[Kei @RealMamaEagle]

Someone on here said "Cam Newton dresses like he controls a hot air balloon." I cackled and haven't been able to unsee it since then.

[miles (mpp) @goldmanbear]

If you send me an email through X, I am sending you back a virus the likes of which has not been seen since the Bubonic Plague

[She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax]

It’s hilarious to me that every microwave has a “popcorn” button and every package of microwave popcorn says DO NOT USE POPCORN BUTTON

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

Every gift guide for men is like "A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey."

[Larry @Tom & Marty's @tomandmartys]

Shot some craps for first time this trip. Busted on my 2nd roll. Dude derisively says “Nice roll Blues Clues.” Heading to my room to weep at the most cutting put down I’ve ever received in my life.

[Four-eyed Edo Boy™ @Alex_Houseof308]

Me on my way to work, masculinely:

[🫀 @PlutoCooked]

ashton jeanty stands like michael myers in the backfield😭