Brett Johnson

Microsoft Surface, Jordans, Mountain Biking, cycling, Reading FC and music fanatic

[Brett Johnson @Brettjo]

@metoffice what have you done with your iPhone app. The update is horrible an ugly UI, it’s clunky, slow and full of adverts. Bring back the old one.!!!! Back to @bbcweather app it is.

[Brett Johnson @Brettjo]

@Wix this is a ridiculous price increase and will be cancelling and moving to another provider.

[Brett Johnson @Brettjo]

@thameswater burst water main Hollow Lane In Shinfield.

[Brett Johnson @Brettjo]

@realDonaldTrump Watching the US election unfold from the UK is viewed as astonishing - I’m embarrassed to be a human watching how all American representatives slate one another, rather than actually talk sense of what will be done and how they will do it. Bonkers country. Wow.

[Brett Johnson @Brettjo]

Cardiff prices at 12:44 #Ticketmaster

[Brett Johnson @Brettjo]

@sungIdn But now we know your email address

[Brett Johnson @Brettjo]

@bovishomes I would make sure that your show homes are in a state you would like them to viewed. This window is falling out.!! #ShinfieldMeadows

[Brett Johnson @Brettjo]

@joshpearson180 Was always going to be a fad.

[Brett Johnson @Brettjo]

@MartinSLewis I bet the next monthly sales subscription meeting will be fun to watch….. 📉

[Brett Johnson @Brettjo]

So @ring doorbell, you made a huge mistake in highlighting at £15 increase service increase, per device, for a capability no one actually uses. Pleased to say I have cancelled my subscription and I can still say Hi to the delivery driver. #ringdoorbell #ring

[Brett Johnson @Brettjo]

@secretlabchairs I was wondering if you are aware of the issue with the “leather” material splitting on the arm rests..? It’s happened on both sides of mine. What’s the process to get them replaced.?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Beats a Porsche 911 while towing a 911

[Matthew Woolley @Latte_Art_Lover]

Hats off to the crane driver! Hope all are safe! #Reading #fire @rdgchronicle

[Brett Johnson @Brettjo]

@BBCSport why is my iPhone continuously pinging the F1 practice results…. That’s over 20 pings of the same message.!!!

[Brett Johnson @Brettjo]

@SubwayUK You should make the sandwich exactly how the customer wants it … regardless of salad item, sauce or main ingredients … we’re not robots, but humans beings and everyone is different.

[Brett Johnson @Brettjo]

@SubwayUK your new menu is confusing, no flexibility and staff in Shinfield telling customers they are not allowed to be flexible. Please change Subway back to how it was.

[Brett Johnson @Brettjo]

@RFCLatest What’s this then.? https://t.co/xwhAShoj8x

[Brett Johnson @Brettjo]

@WodcNews I hope you are happy with yourselves for way you have come across on #clarksonsfarm2 Genuinely saddened with your incompetence. Idiots.

[Brett Johnson @Brettjo]

@GNev2 That and the fancy dress costumes

[Brett Johnson @Brettjo]

@LayahHeilpern Pay as much as you can into a pension from an early age.