Brett Wise

Student-intramural athlete at UW. Decent at school. Great at college.

[Brett Wise @BrettWise3]

@aliflax yes

[Brett Wise @BrettWise3]

Bye twitter

[The Dygest @thedygest]

calling your parents by their first names because you’re sassy and can't be tamed

[Brett Wise @BrettWise3]

Case race

[Brett Wise @BrettWise3]

@aybaybaybetch @kaitlinkutler @lilywalljasper yeah Bay you were hilarious on those bus rides. #goodtimes

[Brett Wise @BrettWise3]

@rickroller24 I luv aliens

[Brett Wise @BrettWise3]

@DstrausPwrHouse wait four years ya slut #youaresoft

[Derek Straus @dstraus_26]

What loser skips over dumb and dumber while channel surfing #1guess #Brett"ToSoft"Wise. Its funny cause he won't see this either @BrettWise3

[Brett Wise @BrettWise3]

@TiffThermos even for a flip phone?

[Brett Wise @BrettWise3]

I dabble with sobriety

[Brett Wise @BrettWise3]

@DstrausPwrHouse @carly_vogel04 don't worry Derek I was totally kidding. Have as many as you want :) #pwrhouse

[Brett Wise @BrettWise3]

@rickroller24 I look good #holystache

[Brett Wise @BrettWise3]

@stevenshlong you look way too happy to have your arms around a couple of dudes.

[Brett Wise @BrettWise3]

“@alissa_angeline: Seeing Brett blacked out HAHAHAHA” imz finre guysdx setled downd #swerrce

[Brett Wise @BrettWise3]

@kategrahek people go to college to learn #figureitout #peoplepissmeoff #fuckingtakenotes

[Brett Wise @BrettWise3]

Wine Wednesday with my betches tonight 🍷 #wellimdrinkingwine

[Brett Wise @BrettWise3]

Ay baby gurl wanna trade genetic information later?

[Brett Wise @BrettWise3]

Dorthy Maytooth is a saint!!!

[Brett Wise @BrettWise3]

@rickroller24 I look like @Drake from degrassi