Brew

He/They/Sci, Coffee Addict ☕️, Rp Account

[Brew @BrewFigureOut]

*Rp account for Brew Solves
*I’m okay with most ships, only ones I refuse to do are Brew x Quiz, Brew x Chill, Brew x Grill, and any ship that deals with the staff.
*Please keep it mostly sfw
*Beginner Roleplayer

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@artistryirl Howard is a sentient coffee machine. He can talk and apparently run now.

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@artistryirl No, Howard named himself

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@artistryirl Howard managed to escape last night. He’s back home though, this shouldn’t happen again. Hopefully.

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@YasaiRyokuu_ Hmm, maybe it’s best to just let you calm down before asking you anymore questions

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@YasaiRyokuu_ Why are you angry? I can’t help if I don’t know

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@YasaiRyokuu_ ((What the barnacles??? $52.99 for a tiny mouse doll 💀

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@YasaiRyokuu_ Hmm, sure, I don’t see why not

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@YasaiRyokuu_ Okay?
I just realized I never told my mom about you. Or my sister. Or anyone in my family really.

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I miss my mom

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@YasaiRyokuu_ Your mom barely met me though, how does she miss me?

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@Lance770595021 Die

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@YasaiRyokuu_ Trick or treating is a Halloween tradition where you put on a costume, knock on peoples doors, and they hand out candy.

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Might take Leaf trick or treating this year but I don’t know how many people will actually hand stuff out since as far as I know, she’s the only kid on the island

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@marry_me_brew He really is, I’m so proud of my eukaryote son. Now I just need to figure out how he even managed to do it since his legs are so stubby

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Bean managed to do a sick flip on my old skateboard yesterday

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@marry_me_brew That’s the best way to drink it. Although if I’m feeling festive I might occasionally put some peppermint in my coffee.

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@YasaiRyokuu_ And they’ll be there, you just need to wait for us to finish setting things up

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@YasaiRyokuu_ Well people usually have a party to celebrate. They invite people they want to celebrate with and there’s cake and presents.

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@YasaiRyokuu_ It’s when you were born, it should be tomorrow if I’m remembering right