Brexit 'Brex' Murphy

Old-Stock Media Personality.

A litany of esoteric tweets to report on the cacophony of Machiavellian goings-on in the hallowed halls of Parliament and beyond.

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Alternative MPs

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MINISTER FOR OFFENCE ANSWERS Q . I CANT HELP BUT BE OFFENDED ...

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@HonLeBlancJMPSP TODAY :

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@MPBenCarriere MOTHER TEXTING HIM LAST NIGHT "WHAT ??? I DONT UNDERSTAND WHATS GOING ON !!!"

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EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE WHEN @DanHuxMP APOLOGIZES IN THE HOUSE ...

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"WHATS YOUR QUESTION ???"
"OH SHIT ! ... I APOLOGIZE I THINK"

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LOB QUESTION TO THE PM FROM A MEMBER OF HIS PARTY "WHAT ARE YOU DOING ???"

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@seancallaghanmp ON HIS WAY BACK INTO THE HOUSE !

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OKAY , THATS FINE . YOU CAN BE AN INDEPENDENT - BUT DONT EXPECT ME TO KEEP FOLLOWING YOU .

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DO NOT START A NEW PARTY !!! I SWEAR !!!

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CANADIAN SPACE AGENCY HAS PROVIDED US WITH THIS LIVE FOOTAGE OF THE CANADARM BEING RESET !

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RAW FOOTAGE OF @seancallaghanmp BEING REMOVED FROM THE HOUSE !

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DOES THE MEMBER FROM HALTON KNOW THE QUEENS (@LhoriWebsterMP) REPRESENTATIVE IS THE ONLY PERSON ALLOWED TO BE BORN ON JANUARY 27 ???

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@seancallaghanmp IS NAMED AND REMOVED FROM THE HOUSE ... YEP , ITS A SLOW NEWS DAY ...

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@partiCLASSparty @HOOK_mpsp17 I KNEW IT ! SOMEONE JUST PROCLAIMED "WINTER IS COMING !"

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@partiCLASSparty AND @HOOK_mpsp17 CAUCUS CHEERS A MAN IN A RED TUX .

THIS CACUS MEETING EERILY FEELS LIKE THE RED WEDDING ...

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@MGiesbrechtMP WAS THE NAME INSPIRED BY @GCarrierMP S MOST RECENT TWEET ???

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@JonHopkinsMP I CANT TELL - IS THAT AN URN ON THAT PILLOW ??? IS IT BECAUSE YOU GOT ROASTED YESTERDAY IN THE HOUSE ???

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I SWEAR , IF THERE IS ONE MORE NEW PARTY CREATED BEFORE I EVEN GET TO THE HOUSE , IM GONNA RIOT !!!

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@HonLeBlancJMPSP MORE LIKE MA-DAAAAMN SPEAKER !