Brody

I know all of the sailor songs on AC Odyssey

[Brody @BrHayhurst97]

“It’s not cannibalism if it’s deep fried.”
-some random sign on the side of the road in yeehaw country

[Brody @BrHayhurst97]

@BIGBADCAPS @kevinnbass So is a cow more dangerous than a shark just because it is responsible for more deaths annually?

The number of interactions is extremely important in any statistical scenario.

[Anthony @omgitsbirdman]

there are 100 million obese people in america and the bengals cant find 5 to block for joe burrow

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

[unedited version of Miracle]

(herb is in the den of his home which is currently serving as a film room for his studies on hockey game footage. He has his glasses on, notebook and pen in hand. He's hyper focused on game film of the soviet hockey team)

*his wife, Pattie, opens the door*

Pattie: Herb, are you gonna come to bed?
*herb doesn't acknowledge her whatsoever*

Pattie: HERB! Are you gonna come to bed?
*herb turns his head towards pattie*

Herb: Pattie. Not now. We have to figure out how the soviets are playing east to west hockey.

Pattie: Herb. Come on. Bed. Now.
*herb gets absolutely fucking pissed. Like, fuckin livid. He rips his glasses off his face*

Herb: Pattie for fucks sake just give me an hour I need to do this jesus christ I'm trying to win a gold medal in the god damn olypics I mean jimminey crickets what the hell

Pattie: Herb shut the fuck up and just come to bed. I'll do that thing with your balls that you like
*Herb calms down*

Herb: which balls thing. the thing you did at our honeymoon in bermuda or the one in the backseat of the taxi when we were in new orleans for mardi gras?

Pattie: Bermuda.

*herb glares off to the side in a blank stare, in deep thought. He looks back at pattie*

Herb: pattie i really want this gold medal

Pattie: are you gay?

Herb: what? no, what the fuck. I want to win this gold medal how is that gay, get the fuck out of here

*pattie leaves, slamming the door shut*

[Brody @BrHayhurst97]

@Daniel_lucaj16 Never a bad time to have a taco

[Brody @BrHayhurst97]

@Daniel_lucaj16 Big oof

[Brody @BrHayhurst97]

@heyjustsaying @fuckyouiquit Pretty substantial difference between using and abusing…

[Brody @BrHayhurst97]

Ice Spirit got HOPS! 😂😂@Vmoro_98 @ClashRoyale

[CommRL @RL_Comm]

why my balls so hot but my toes so cold

[Brody @BrHayhurst97]

@jannarden “What we obtain too cheaply we esteem too lightly; it is dearness only that gives everything its value.” - Thomas Paine