Okay kid, no i don’t have any games on my phone and no I’m not going through the McDonald’s drive thru, so you can fill your face with a Big Mac. #roast#improvshowat7
Here’s a fast fact about BRHS theatre! If you bring a disruptive small child to one of our performances, they will be loaded on rockets and shot into the sun.
You have been warned. Come see improv perform tomorrow at 7PM. It’s free.
The jeans have consumed Julia’s body and mind, she has now morphed into a Lovecraftian jean monster. She has travelled the universe destroying planets with jeans, however she has agreed to spare the souls who attend the improv show this Friday at 7PM in the auditorium. Your move.
the jeans calm my fears
the jeans whisper in my ears
within my veins, within my bones
the denim echos, such hallowed tones
like a snake that wraps its prey
my jeans shall stay on till Friday
at 7PM we shall perform
in the end the jeans will take form
-J
Alex has been kidnapped by birds, we have bartered him back for one night. Friday night. He will get to perform at the Improv show at 7PM this Friday, he will then be fed to baby birds. Chewed by the mother bird, and spit into the babies’ mouths. No dogs will be involved.
This is Mitch with his daughter, and patterned in the background is Mitch breaking down sobbing on the floor. All he wants is for you to come to the improv show this Friday at 7PM. #mitchhasjaundice#improv#LCPS#theatre
me: come to the improv show this Friday at 7pm
losers: i can’t, i need to work so i can pay for my housing deposit, i wish i could come:(
me: just be homeless, and come
losers: i’m sorry, i really can’t
me: