(b)Rian

Musician, they/them, ennea9, ISTP

[(b)Rian @Bri8ri]

New rule: if you are not in high school, you cannot use high school iconography. No band pics in front of lockers, no classrooms. Move in.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

the virtue signaling woke m&m when he sees people trying to get systemic change

[MarxistRealism @MarxistRealism]

I'm not really sure how to parse the way the police brutally murdereing a man is being turned into a media event, complete with a countdown to the global premier of the snuff film like it's a music video drop

[(b)Rian @Bri8ri]

@ItsEmilyKaty Immediately. Like 2 days into taking a stimulant my chronic anxiety disappeared.

[Dr Florence H R Scott @FlorenceHRScott]

Me looking up at the star of Bethlehem: oh so we're just doxxing Jesus now

[Mapes @MapesThorson]

for sale: baby shoes, worn 5 times by five different babies; all dead

[(b)Rian @Bri8ri]

Thanks BRONSON for spending 1,711 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to BLINE. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/GBw2HYgNzt

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

no one:

youth pastors:

[(b)Rian @Bri8ri]

Again. Never. Use. FedEx. $7000 of merchandise lost by their system. It is broken. Stay away. @fedex @FedExEurope @RajViews @MikeDennison16 @LisaSLisson get this to Karen Reddington

[(b)Rian @Bri8ri]

@FedExCanada Matthew, have you had any response? I followed up with the help line today and they had no new info. My case manager has yet to call me once and I was told I would receive daily updates. #day11

[(b)Rian @Bri8ri]

Never use @fedex international. In 3 months they’ve fucked customs in 2 countries, held packages for weeks and destroyed 4 out of 17 boxes. I’ve called every day for a week to get this resolved and every person I’ve talked to has been useless.

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

The ADHD urge to buy a thing, watch all the videos about the thing, religiously track shipping until the thing arrives, excitedly open the shipping box to get to the thing, and then place the thing somewhere random and forget about it for 6-60 months.

[(b)Rian @Bri8ri]

@FedExEurope @FedExHelpEU @RajViews @MikeDennison16 @LisaSLisson who’s going to get this to Karen Reddington?

[(b)Rian @Bri8ri]

My “case” manager can’t even bother to follow up on this.

Tens of thousands of dollars of merchandise that they are just holding for unconscionable amounts of time. @FedExHelp

[Jessie Renee @jreneebad]

I want to tell a story. When I was in like 3rd grade, I went with my mom while she dropped some drugs off (yes, she was). Anyways. She left me in the car. This guys comes out to “watch” me and it’s just me and him. He looks over and asks. “You don’t know what a haiku is, do you?”

[little special™ @dollbunyan]

If I saw Bigfoot I would simply take a high resolution and focused photo of him

[omelette queen of the northwest @ellen_perleberg]

I have applied for honorary membership in the cult my coworker’s 9-year-old kid runs. Here is everything I think I know about The Tree Empire:

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

bible college girls are like “marriage is so hard” yeah, you married a 19-year old evangelical man