Brian Shields

Paraphilalpaquanautical entrepreneurial attorney

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

for those keeping score (bridgesun still available)

[Brian Shields @Bri_Shields]

@ianbremmer @ianbremmer why would Iran now negotiate in good faith with #TACO Trump when US negotiations immediately preceding the war were merely a cover for positioning forces ahead of a preplanned strike?

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@wsl @WestAustralia @wsl It’s 2025 in the age of AI and your media company is funded by billionaires, yet you still have no idea how to use an apostrophe. Truly mind boggling.

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@Dadsaysjokes I think they call that Las Vegas

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@riseagainst Stop complaining about the non-vegan cookies 🍪 in the green room on your arena tours.
Go back to your roots, design the shaped charge to detonate, then light the fuse.
If you want to #RiseAgainst then now’s the time.

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@CherylSmith78 @WestJet Ditto

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@chriscoteshow I try, but if it’s a female flight attendant I feel like like it’s a scandalously flirtatious act, in light of the fact that I’m apparently the only passenger doing it.

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Can someone please explain to me how @Ticketmaster is still a thing in 2023?

Simply the most abhorrent, pervasive and pernicious #monopoly ever to exist.

30+ years of rampant greed and unabashed douchebaggery.

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@vrbo your messaging function in the iOS app is not working.
I need to check in today and have no idea where I’m going and cannot message the owner because I don’t have his phone number.
Fix this now.

[Brian Shields @Bri_Shields]

@wsl @WestAustralia 10’-15’ you say?
Yep, run at Main Break.
Great run call as usual @wsl & @JessMileyDyer 👍
Why wait for The Box to clean up when you can just hand titles to Brazzos then tidily move on to the #KiddiePool

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@Delta They don’t appear to be any viable options on Delta — how about your code shares?

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@Delta #DL2503 has now been delayed three times, now for over 5 hours with ZERO explanation.

And that’s after the aircraft was already sitting at the airport overnight.

Haven’t flown #DeltaAir in ages & never will again.

[Brian Shields @Bri_Shields]

I can’t believe the @wsl is running heats in this dogslop yet again.
Pro surfers’ careers ending because of their shitty run-calls.
I’d rather watch the Masters & I hate golf.
@Stabmagazine @SurfSplendor @BoardroomSurf

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As the parent of a toddler, every time someone tells me to enjoy every minute, and that it goes by so fast, I want to ask them if they’d say the same banal nonsensical bullshit to someone deployed on the frontlines in the Donbas.

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@ianbremmer @profgalloway @billmaher Oh hell yeah.

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@ThatChrisRyan Please share the outcome of your efforts if/when you achieve any

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@wsl It’s time for JMD to go.
The women’s quarterfinals should never have been called on in these conditions.
Her repeated bad run calls speak to her inability to perform her most basic duty.
@chriscoteshow @Stabmagazine @BoardroomSurf @SurfSplendor

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@chriscoteshow 💯

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@ianbremmer See also: @PearlJam v. @Ticketmaster
This country lacks any meaningful antitrust regulation whatsoever and has for almost a century.

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@AlaskaAir, as an MVP I love you guys, but you REALLY dropped the ball with an hour and a half delay getting the plane to the gate when the aircraft was AT the airport overnight #Alaska895