Rastapunzel

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[Rastapunzel @Bri_Simplicity]

Shout out to Google Photos for this animation✨️

[zeus ✨ @LawyerBaeee]

What’s yall favorite picture yall took this year?

[Rastapunzel @Bri_Simplicity]

A Monday from the pits of hell

[Rastapunzel @Bri_Simplicity]

Bea is so gorgeous! #LoveIslands8

[Rastapunzel @Bri_Simplicity]

I like this little white girl, she's a cutie with good energy #LoveIslands8 #LoveIslandUSA

[Rastapunzel @Bri_Simplicity]

That Black guy and Indian woman with the 9 kids, idk the husband weirds me out. Because get off her! Had her young and pregnant for a decade

[Rastapunzel @Bri_Simplicity]

I am just depleted. Happy, but depleated.
I have zero capacity for anyone or anything right now. Your girl is *tiYURDD*.

[Rastapunzel @Bri_Simplicity]

Idk man. No matter how hard life gets, I will never be a press on girly. Nail tech me or nadaaaaa

[Rastapunzel @Bri_Simplicity]

I live beside a pond and I can hear the frogs and crickets as I lay in my bed. Last night I heard an owl hooting. I feel so blessed, this is such a dream

[Rastapunzel @Bri_Simplicity]

I am so freaking tired. Thank God this is a short week

[Rastapunzel @Bri_Simplicity]

The way I crawwewlleddddd to get to 5pm. Today was a struggle bredda🫩🫩🫩

[Ị gbara aka bịa ịlụ m? @_SLYTAUREAN]

I beg all available pardons😭😭😭

[Rastapunzel @Bri_Simplicity]

Jay Versace is actually such a phenomenal producer.
He makes MUSIC.

[H @hellohalima]

I really really don’t like when Americans talk about Toronto and I won’t be explaining it further. Please go back to ignoring my city thank you

[Rastapunzel @Bri_Simplicity]

I actually hate having a large bust. It is my #1 insecurity. It's not fun. It's not convenient. It's not cute.

[Rastapunzel @Bri_Simplicity]

Not me being a boring ass #11

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

If you're a millennial it's time to pick your midlife crisis:

1. Quitting alcohol
2. Running 10 miles before work
3. Divorce
4. Panic baby at 35 with wife you hate
5. Pickleball
6. ADHD diagnosis
7. Dressing like you did in 2004
8. Blacking out every weekend like you’re 21
9. Weekly hinge dates
10. Ice baths and saunas
11. Board games and craft beer in the suburbs
12. Getting into tattoos
13. Quitting your job to explore your “passions”
14. Plants and the environment
15. Traveling

[Rastapunzel @Bri_Simplicity]

4am is a little excessive. Give the people time to sober up🫤

[Richard Southern @RichardCityNews]

NEW - The Ford government will extend last call until 4 a.m for the duration of the World Cup, 680 NewsRadio has exclusively learned. Any bar or restaurant that wants to can serve until 4. I’m also told 27 LCBO’s will have extended hours . https://t.co/G56hrIKsi8

[Rastapunzel @Bri_Simplicity]

Yes - millennial here, my hubby uses ours as a riser for his computer monitor lol. The thing hasn't worked since 2022💀

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Help me settle a debate. Do you have a printer in your home RIGHT NOW and what generation are you?

[Rastapunzel @Bri_Simplicity]

I will be bartending and making tasty snacks and orders at club home. It's about to be lit.

[Rastapunzel @Bri_Simplicity]

I'm due for a visit home

[Rastapunzel @Bri_Simplicity]

I am actually factually inside this summer. Unless it's literally outside in nature, I will be kicking it at club home

[Rastapunzel @Bri_Simplicity]

I need to just go ahead and have a baby.