When people give me
overpriced shampoo
and conditioner
like a gift, saying:
"DON'T use it on your dogโ"
it's actually them giving
me the idea to use
them on my dogs
because it had never
occurred to meh before.
#Myblacktinypoodle ๐น๐คฃ
*Arrives and notices
my asian dad bought
like 7 closets full of blue
slippers for his entire
Tao class.*
Meh: OoohโThen this is
what they mean when
they say..
"Out of stock, huh.โ"
Alright, i got it.
He:๐
Later we:๐น๐น
Later just when i thought,
i accepted the 70,
went to get few snacks
with my gurls for a while
then.. BAMโ.. Nope..
more appeared,
but maybe one day.๐จ๏ธโ๏ธ๐โจ
Hey guys, i see you adding
meh to your whatsapp groups,
and i trade you my laughter,
since that's what i tend to do:
โข"Laughing at memes all day."โ๏ธโญ๐โจ