Maleficent

UA 2016 Alumni 🎓, L.e.s 🌆

[Maleficent @Briajc]

We love a Happily Ever After 🤍

[Maleficent @Briajc]

Uber has some of the worst customer service @Uber @UberEats

[Maleficent @Briajc]

@NYCParks @NYCParksAndRec I had such terrible customer service when I called about the learn to swim program I was hung up on and told oh well try again without even listening to what I was trying to say about a glitch in the email

[Words @wordsporn]

Fika

[Maleficent @Briajc]

Just wondering why @MTA the bus driver would not open the front door of the bus for me ( with my baby&stroller) pointed to climb the back of the bus. The bus was not full and the front seats were not full and he refused to open the door but opened the door at the next stop 🙃

[P 🌻 @raisintinybabes]

I have never understood the “I’m freshly postpartum and haven’t gotten to shower in multiple days” thing when mom has a partner that lives in the home w her and baby. Like that man rlly couldn’t hold the baby for 15 mins so you could go wash your ass…?

[⋆ @sadiyalove_]

me waiting for a forehead kiss 😒

[Soul King @SoulKingLives]

Who hates who more?

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

My realtor needs to show me the place just like this 😭😭😭

[IG: STORMNYX @stormnyx_]

Respectfully, I don’t go above and beyond for people anymore. I meet you as far as you meet me. I speak to you as much as you speak to me. I include you as much as you include me.

[BLIITZ BLARNEY❄️ @bliitz59]

I will sniff that man like a line of coke

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“where is the tv remote?”

the remote:

[Mdot @aimlessburner]

A Series of Unfortunate Events went crazy

[Dawggy @SixKeeHH]

Shit fucked up right now E

[grand regent chamaco🧊🇦🇬🦉 @icemanversace]

This is what I think of when I hear the word “gallivant”

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

waiting for the cashier to notice me after I screw up the self check out again