bria 🪐

real-life lesbian | wife to ashley | she/her

[bria 🪐 @BriaKelly]

I cannot breathe or speak. I have never felt pain like this. You changed my life. Nothing will ever fill this void

[dom 💐🇮🇹🇦🇺 @rossivision]

who needs the weather app when you have the indomie seasoning packet as your indicator

[bria 🪐 @BriaKelly]

Eating broccoli by choice right now

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[Dev :3 🔞 @Non_C0nnoisseur]

Mean bottoms and down bad tops

[bria 🪐 @BriaKelly]

@Therealkayw you bout to be all over this

[just2good (Sarah G) @just2goodYT]

THE NEW LEGO SPONGEBOB SET HAS CHIP PENNY AND USED NAPKIN

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

exposure tracking in case i get the parasite 😔

[bria 🪐 @BriaKelly]

me who just had Taco Bell lettuce yesterday

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Federal & state officials are reportedly investigating whether Taco Bell lettuce contributed to the major explosive diarrhea outbreak.

[dj franzia @hawillisdc]

i ate out 3x last week, all the dishes involved lots of uncooked vegetables & cyclosporiasis apparently takes a full week to incubate oh.

[bria 🪐 @BriaKelly]

but….but…my slop bowls ☹️

[NBC 7 San Diego @nbcsandiego]

A San Diego infectious disease doctor says it’s probably best to stay away from fresh produce for the next week or so, even if you wash it. A fecal parasite illness, known as cyclosporiasis, has now reached California. NBC 7’s Shandel Menezes has details. https://t.co/beYdXip2Ds

[Mohamed "TheFearMaster" Saad (Commissions open) @TFMsaad]

It is I, Dr. Mobius, transmitting from my dome-shaped... dome in the Forbidden Zone. A zone... that is, yes... forbidden to you

[bria 🪐 @BriaKelly]

having a wife that I can be as gay as I want to be with is an incredible thing

[🌨⚡️Azoth🔞⚡️🌧 @DarkWaterBeach]

God fucking damn it

[♱ katana ♱ @aspenkatana]

I love the south you just say “how you doing” and you say “good how are you?” And that’s the end of the convo

[finn @notebookpapr]

i consider roger from american dad a close personal family friend of mine

[Memory Card @MemoryCardFiles]

Animal Crossing: New Leaf | Nintendo 3DS - 2012

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

I do all my grocery shopping at chuck e cheese and and nerd ropes have gone up 300 tickets this year alone

[Richard Lawson @rilaws]

Odyssey is terrific. Comfortably seats eight and features the thoughtful engineering touches we’ve come to expect from Honda

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

im not right

[bria 🪐 @BriaKelly]

broke a candle in the self checkout line at target yesterday so I cannot show my face there for at least a week

[bria 🪐 @BriaKelly]

🤸

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First poster for the ‘GHOST OF TSUSHIMA’ anime series.

Releasing in 2027 on Crunchyroll.