Brian CalJnr

EmoFi

[Brian CalJnr @Brian22Jnr]

@Writers_Write So where exactly in Joburg are the courses happening and how much do they cost?

[Brian CalJnr @Brian22Jnr]

1+1=3 If You Don't Use A condom

[Brian CalJnr @Brian22Jnr]

I could have every single inch of your body pressed tight against mine and i'd still say "pull me closer"

[Brian CalJnr @Brian22Jnr]

In 1815 Women had no rights, In 1915 Women fought for some rights, In 2015 Women are always right.

[Brian CalJnr @Brian22Jnr]

That epic moment when a Chinese girl says, you won't find another girl like me *LOL*

[Brian CalJnr @Brian22Jnr]

That awkward moment when you are actually pulling a push door

[Brian CalJnr @Brian22Jnr]

Most people want a perfect relationship. I just want a hamburger that looks like the ones in ads

[Brian CalJnr @Brian22Jnr]

Wondering if anyone has the answer to this, If Cinderella's shoe fits perfectly, then why did it fall off in the first place?

[Brian CalJnr @Brian22Jnr]

I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you are good with grammar you will get it

[Brian CalJnr @Brian22Jnr]

I have no desire nor what so ever to be like or be someone else.

[Brian CalJnr @Brian22Jnr]

At the begining of any relationship every girl treats her boyfriend as "GOD" But later on somehow the alphabets get reversed.

[Brian CalJnr @Brian22Jnr]

No man wants a woman who's everywhere, doing everything with everýbody.Turn down for what? A wedding ring you hoodrat #

[Brian CalJnr @Brian22Jnr]

My mother never understood the irony in calling me a "son-of-a-bitch."

[Brian CalJnr @Brian22Jnr]

condoms are like parents,they are there to protect us but it is usualy more fun when they not around

[Brian CalJnr @Brian22Jnr]

Note to self: Its time to grow up, be responsible, and act like an adult. Self to note: Shut the fuck up.

[Brian CalJnr @Brian22Jnr]

You know it's Love when you want to keep holding hands even after you are sweaty

[Brian CalJnr @Brian22Jnr]

She gave me proof that heaven exists

[Brian CalJnr @Brian22Jnr]

That urge you get to write LOL at the end of the answer while the exams whooping your ass