Iluvmalatte ☕

MD | Foodie | Human | Being

[Angelito @_brndy]

I’m going to miss all the World Cup tweets 😭 it really has been amazing Twitter

[ᶜᴰᶠᴬ @SirLV]

That one time Joho went to Greece then came back to Mombasa and issued a directive to paint all the buildings blue & white. 🥲😭😭😹

Kenyans have really gone through a lot in the hands of these crusty politicians 😆 🤣 😂

[Don Jay @Datkainboy]

“Marijuana brings out the worst in people”

Also Marijuana:

[juju🌴 @jujubazofc]

quando a pessoa que eu gosto me envia fotos do que está fazendo sem eu pedir

[Fola Fasanmi @folastag]

He couldn’t believe the price of Fuel

[☔ @Whotfismick]

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am

[kuno @kunoo]

When I become a millionaire, I won’t tell anyone but there will be signs.

[KK™ @KevinKip44]

Nimejaribu the nonchalant gimmick at my friend's house party and now kila mtu amejinyakulia mtu nikabaki pekee yangu buana.

[LaughingstockX @Laughingreal]

POV: When you finish a show that was lowkey part of your daily routine and now life doesn't feel the same.

[ronni @rovnni]

“ninguém gosta de ficar trancado em casa o dia todo”

eu o dia todo deitado e feliz:

[munir @bigpochu]

POV asking my parent for money haha

[erika @yeeeerika]

i love when someone says "this is gonna sound weird" because finally we're getting somewhere

[AY. @on_bami]

you're welcome.

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

who decided that skeletons are scary be honestly i'd be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

I’d be a religious scammer if I didn’t have a little bit for a moral compass left.

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

Saturdays should be 48 hours long, if we’re being fair

[Next Generation Arsenal @scoutingindoors]

Arsenal looking sharp in their first pre season game against France

[UI/UX @Ajayfizzy]

"Weekends are for studying."

Me: Next episode

[derpy @derpyez]

they call me profen because i be

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"I want to go home" is something you'll always catch me saying.