Brian Lorello

¿Por que no los dos?

[Brian Lorello @Brian_Lorello]

I think wherever I belong on the autism scale, my childhood obsession with ketchup is some great evidence to help suggest where to put me.

[Brian Lorello @Brian_Lorello]

Haiku poetry was the OG TikTok

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H.Res.000 - The president of the US should body surf all the way to the front of congress before delivering the #StateOfTheUnion address.

#earnyourapplause

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Lobbyists representing the blimp industry have NOT done their job for a very long time

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"I mean I know I'm poor, but my daddy can still buy me an ipaddy"

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Estate Lawyers should have the iron throne in their office for more dramatic readings of wills

[Brian Lorello @Brian_Lorello]

MLB should have a day where every batter's walk up song has to be sung by the player

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New images from the James Webb Telescope reveal a galaxy where Pootie Tang was a good movie and had several sequels

[Brian Lorello @Brian_Lorello]

@Airbnb should reboot Wife Swap

[Brian Lorello @Brian_Lorello]

I'm still waiting for Outkast to tell me what's hotter than being hot

[Brian Lorello @Brian_Lorello]

There are normal days and then there are days you receive a testimonial from 2Chainz to work into one of your pieces

[Brian Lorello @Brian_Lorello]

Show me to the stock music that a direct-to-consumer business uses when advertising

[Brian Lorello @Brian_Lorello]

Every year I keep having to Google how old Al Horford is

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Living in the South long enough gives you a good spidey sense when a road is about to go down to one lane

[Brian Lorello @Brian_Lorello]

I think now is as good a time as any to make a Truman Show sequel

[Pinstripe Strong @PinstripeStrong]

David cone on his Megan shit🔥🔥😂😂 @dcone36 @theestallion

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You know we're living in a TikTok world when I had to pitch a 3 minute video as a 'slow burn' to persuade someone to actually watch it.

[Brian Lorello @Brian_Lorello]

You businesses want team building? How about a giant ballroom full of co-workers trying to assemble together IKEA furniture in a 30 min time limit in small groups

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i knew the grammys were a joke when i learned that alvin and the chipmunks have 5 grammys

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@HipHipJose5 LOVE the attitude man you'll fit right in 💪 💪 💪