Brian Payne

Amateur photographer, professional pizza connoisseur. I do computer stuff. Commanders fan. he/him. opinions are my own.

[Brian Payne @Brian_Payne2]

Everyone thinks they have their shit together until they need to restore from backups

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If I kick the bucket from choking on a tastykake know I died doing what I loved

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No matter how disheveled my life is, my local halal cart guy always has my back

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Jerome Powell concludes hot girl summer applies to the economy as well, raises rates 50 basis points.

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@JPFinlayNBCS Dax Milne reading this tweet

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Boutta make this platform my ex

[The Hill @thehill]

Twitter owner Elon Musk said that tweets are expected to be called “X’s,” becoming one of the latest changes to happen to the social media platform. https://t.co/T1wUdPz94Y

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Complete a household project without having to go to the hardware store midway through (challenge) (impossible)

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Watching real estate shows from the 2000s is wild. They’re showing all these 3-4 BR homes for less than 300k

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Kyle Schwarber: elite defender

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Shoulda just told teenage me to properly configure certs. So much unnecessary heartache.

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

I would simply not be insecure.

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This is surreal! Magic!!

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

10K retweets and i’ll wear this to oppenheimer

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

A monumental Washington day: NFL owners now have unanimously approved the $6.05 billion sale of the Washington Commanders from Dan Snyder to a group led by Josh Harris, per league source.

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Screaming crying throwing up

[John Keim @john_keim]

Josh Harris: "To our team and the incredible fan base in Washington: a new era of Washington football is here. It's time to get to work."

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ITS HAPPENING!!!

[JP Finlay @JPFinlayNBCS]

Done. Sold. Unanimous.

[JP Finlay @JPFinlayNBCS]

From @PFTCommenter about the sale of the Commanders: "If youre talking about emotion, it's hard for me to feel anything but anger for Dan Snyder for stealing 25 years away of fandom and DC culture."

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Boo!

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Apologies in advance for the inappropriate amount of Commanders sale tweets I am going to send today

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@jordanawinkler Downtown loops would be incredible.

[JP Finlay @JPFinlayNBCS]

Schedule for todays NFL Owners Meeting seems a bit fluid, but from my conversations, the meeting might take about 2 hours to run through the full deal and the ratification vote to approve the Commanders sale could come down around 4/430 central. Goodell will speak after that.