Brian Abbe

🦆/Twins ⚾️/Gophs, Wolves 🏀, personal finance passionate, road trip regular, MN to OR transplant, sarcasm fluent, Australian Cattle Dog dad & data professional

[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

Most major championships, last 30 years.

15 -- Tiger
14 --
13 --
12 --
11 --
10 -- Tiger in his 20s
9 --
8 -- Tiger with Butch Harmon
7 --
6 -- Phil, Rory, Tiger with Hank Haney
5 -- Brooks, Tiger in the state of Georgia
4 -- Scottie, Tiger in his 30s
3 -- Padraig, Spieth, Ernie, Vijay
2 -- 12 golfers
1 -- 45 golfers

[Brian Abbe @BrianAbbe]

@nypost They fired the wrong cop for this

[Brian Abbe @BrianAbbe]

@HalaCaraXXes_ @notgaetti Ozzie is the greatest defensive player in MLB history, full stop. He had 50% more dWAR than Vizquel. This isn’t a battle you can win.

[Brian Abbe @BrianAbbe]

@Covers “What’s one word you’d use to describe that performance?”

Corpse

[Brian Abbe @BrianAbbe]

@Tequilla_UW An umpire can’t let their feelings/discretion overcome the facts of the rules.

[Brian Abbe @BrianAbbe]

@TWolvesNationCP Would be amazing for the 18 games he actually plays.

[parker fleming @statsowar]

"The greatest value of including analytics in team-building decisions isn't to find hidden gems but to avoid truly bad decisions."

-R. Vollman in STAT SHOT

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Brian Abbe @BrianAbbe]

@BoardGeniuses If you have a national championship in the lifetime of most of your fans, say 1990-current, you can’t claim “tortured” status.

[Brian Abbe @BrianAbbe]

@blakeaburge Effort and accountability are the two most basic and important life skills, and I don’t think it’s remotely debatable.

[Brian Abbe @BrianAbbe]

@bigtimerutsch @BoardGeniuses very dark for your taste, but all the same you can’t miss this.

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

OKC adds another MVP 🏆

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

SGA without free throws

[Amazing Maps @amazingmap]

The Roman Empire overlaid on the modern United States

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

Minnesota big 4 championship drought:

Vikings - 0/60
Timberwolves - 0/37
Wild - 0/26
Twins - 2/65 (Last one was 1991)

That’s 2 championships in 188 seasons

[Brian Abbe @BrianAbbe]

@MLB @BYUBaseball Would a close 2nd be the App St ballpark that overlooks the Smoky Mountains?

[Brian Abbe @BrianAbbe]

@REHAB_ Ah yes, I should have just gone off vibes and feelings, the 2026 way.

[Brian Abbe @BrianAbbe]

@REHAB_ I have seen all of those seasons. I just don’t have the exact win share totals memorized.