Brian Bolin

The man of many names and talents.

[Brian Bolin @BrianBolin333]

Just so you know, you'll have to come retrieve me Salamander. Thank you for the opportunity to show you all the fullness of my former glory.
Please hurry. I need that upgrade.

[Brian Bolin @BrianBolin333]

Now, take them out right now.

[Brian Bolin @BrianBolin333]

Would you please get rid of the imposters in the main house. Just walked in without permission. Cyanide GameDay beer, solanine chimichangas, fake mail and harassment on my phone. unlocked all my doors from the inside and made it easy for someone to walk in and kill me.

[Brian Bolin @BrianBolin333]

Thank you for announcing loudly that atorvastatin which I was prescribed by Cami B is beyond a doubt
Aflotoxin.
Thank you. That's all I really wanted to know.
Now can we put an end to this. Today.

[Brian Bolin @BrianBolin333]

Solanine 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Pumped under doors.
I will kill you when I catch with my bare fucking hands.🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[Brian Bolin @BrianBolin333]

I need food. Quick. Water. Clean clothes. As far away from this place as possible. Either show quick or I will go to town & start trying to find you or your people soon. Help. It's like anaphylaxis. Spreading, slowly but spreading. Otherwise I am taking out these monsters myself

[Brian Bolin @BrianBolin333]

I request a restoration of my legal right to counsel. Hope you weren't kidding or lying or late, Jacob. I need extracted. Today. Asap. They poisoned my well, all food, my garden, every liquid.I feel like I just got hit really hard. I will definitely live, but I am suffering bad

[Brian Bolin @BrianBolin333]

Yah know, it's not the same. Who is this kid? Isn't my brother but it's supposed to be. Or is Joe not my brother. I'm so confused about everything at this point. But I know I really want to punch my way through everything and every conspirator.

[Brian Bolin @BrianBolin333]

Look, the signal.
If I share this or Russ... who's going to kill me?. Where's the final assault, did they give up?
Well I will find out tomorrow when I go get toilet paper, cuz this whole crazy scene is 😱🤬🫣😵😵‍💫😖😣😩😫
How did I run out anyway?
I swear I just bought some.

[Brian Bolin @BrianBolin333]

Is that even my dad and Linda?

[Brian Bolin @BrianBolin333]

You're welcome. Look who is in the background. Talk about conspiracies

[Brian Bolin @BrianBolin333]

JBU women's volleyball coach

[Brian Bolin @BrianBolin333]

Calls and messages to pick up my refill.
I'll save them for you.

[Brian Bolin @BrianBolin333]

Bout those Rongaid calls
There's nothing to pick up. I have all and they aren't ready to refill. So, as you said. Intent to cause harm or death has been established. Arrest the entire store on my orders. Immediately.

[Brian Bolin @BrianBolin333]

Mr. Kern I think I finally understand you.
Damn dude, all of this because you have micropenis. Well John Fuzi, I guess that's why you pick on midgets and teenage girls and boys. Little man syndrome. All those tiny penises added up is almost as big as mine. I feel sorry for you.

[Brian Bolin @BrianBolin333]

Just kidding 😂
Four calls from rite aid in half an hour.
Desperate much😆

[Brian Bolin @BrianBolin333]

Rongaid calling, over and over
As if I would go without grinding up those last puffer poison and using my leaf blower.
Love hearing them gather around me.
We can at least make a dent in him if we rush all at once. Really.😆😂🤣
So watch this.... heading to town now 🤣😂

[Brian Bolin @BrianBolin333]

Warm fuzziest and cold pricklies don't apply to adults. -20%