Brian Porter

[Brian Porter @Briandporter]

@WhiteHouse So, correct me if I’m wrong, but it would appear you are about to bomb the fuck out of Iran?

[Brian Porter @Briandporter]

@GrantCardone @GavinNewsom Oh look! The dumbest fucking thing I’ve seen on the internet!

[Brian Porter @Briandporter]

@InsaneReality So, what happens if the wrong part fails first? Feels like a great way to blow up a round or two in your face.

[Brian Porter @Briandporter]

@CryptoJebb I fucking knew it

[Brian Porter @Briandporter]

@BTC_Paradigm @ibrycecrawford If you require and ancient book filled with inconsistencies, validation of slavery, categorization of women as property, etc. to create a moral compass for you, then I think that says a lot more about who you truly are. “Judge not, lest ye be judged.” Read your own book.

[Brian Porter @Briandporter]

@PeytonElroy What would I do? Well, assuming you have zero scientifically backed medial training, if it were me, I’d shut up and listen to the multitude of actual professionals.

[Brian Porter @Briandporter]

@RealKhalilU Pancakes as rage bait is truly next level 🫡 🤣

[Brian Porter @Briandporter]

@jjreeves Looks like a great way to miss your target 20 times in less than a second...

[Brian Porter @Briandporter]

@Matt_Pinner Not sure. Maybe because we live in a capitalistic society (which I assume you are a fan of), and because she gets paid millions of dollars due to global exposure (which you are giving her), and because we live in a “free” country so she isn’t breaking any laws (which you like?)🤔

[Brian Porter @Briandporter]

@_RoadToSuccess_ I have never been more motivated to scale some random scaffolding in my life…

[Brian Porter @Briandporter]

@Atsuko_forger @cuanbersamaaku Fish I think

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.

[Brian Porter @Briandporter]

@ObviousRises @FearedBuck “And I want my scalps. And all y'all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. Or you will die tryin'” -Inglorious Bastards

I don’t give a fuck who touched who first

[Brian Porter @Briandporter]

@TheFigen_ Really couldn’t just finish the last Y 😭

[Brian Porter @Briandporter]

@hugetulip Looks like it would make a fabulous prison shank…

[Brian Porter @Briandporter]

@EricLDaugh The government has been shut down for weeks and you’re bragging about a negotiation the size of something that is regularly brokered in a CA suburb… 😂 I truly hope you wear a helmet while navigating through your life…

[Brian Porter @Briandporter]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Love how you mention both Israel and Hamas, yet democrats must just “agree.” You truly are the lowest form of life on this planet, you cancerous nepo fuck.

[Brian Porter @Briandporter]

@ThomasMHern What part of this is wrong or “disgusting”? God, people like you are insufferably delusional.

[Brian Porter @Briandporter]

@Ajwritescrypto Also, if someone is out cold long enough for you to tweet it’s likely a major head injury, but I was only an emergency medic for 12 years so what do I know…enjoy the charges.

[Brian Porter @Briandporter]

@Ajwritescrypto Cool. Well, you’re either trolling or you are one of the dumbest people alive to post this which can and should be used against you 🤡